Ernest in the Army 
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Ernest P. Worrell: A real soldier wouldn't leave those people. And ironically, neither would I.
Ernest P. Worrell: I am poultry in motion.
Ernest P. Worrell: Poisoned barbed wire. A feeble attempt to frighten lesser minds.
Ernest P. Worrell: The desert sun certainly has an adverse effect on chocolate milk.
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