Ernest Scared Stupid 
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Kenny: Ernest I got it! What we need is a tree house!
Ernest P. Worrell: I thought we needed dress shields.
Trantor the Troll: Bring me the head of Ernest P. Worrell!
Trantor the Troll: You will die for the disgrace of your forefathers!
Ernest P. Worrell: I didn't have four fathers! I only had one father and I didn't know him that well!
Ernest P. Worrell: How 'bout a bumper sandwich, Boogerlips?
Ernest P. Worrell: Oh, I sure hope you're from Keebler!
Ernest P. Worrell: I never knew when to quit. Just ask my fourth grade teacher.
Ernest P. Worrell: What good is a wooden dog? Oh, sure they swim better, but what am I gonna call him, Splinter?
Ernest P. Worrell: Boy, Jimmy. When you play charades you play for keeps. Knowhatimean?
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