Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend 
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Marcus: At least this is better than my last job, changing those aromatic urinal cakes.
Marcus: My heart is bound to explode if I keep eating like this.
Marcus: My chin is being swallowed up by the abyss once known as my neck
Marcus: Am I going insane? I hope I'm just drunk!
Marcus: I could go buy something at the store - those people *have* to talk to you.
Marcus: I wish I could safely pull out my heart and massage it
Marcus: This is kind of expensive, but it'll be worth it to go out on a date.
Marcus: I should eat at home and save my money for call girls.
Marcus: Can I feel those?