Evil Dead: Hail to the King 
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Ash: Woo! Inbred and undead.
Ash: Yo, tree-bitch! Let's go.
Ash: Okay, dark tunnel. Probably evil. That's convenient.
Ash: Hail to the king!
Ash: Who's laughing now, you primitive screwhead?
Ash: Good, bad, I'm the Ash with the chainsaw.
Evil Ash: I may be bad, but I feel good.
Ash: Come get some.
Deadite: Join us!
Deadite: I'll swallow your soul!
Jenny: Is it me or does it seem a little empty? Where is everybody?
Ash: Yeah, I don't know, maybe it's Sunday or something.