Monster Island 
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Dr. Harryhausen: But even here in the jungle I can hear my mother's voice..."Clean up your room, freak! Hey freak, go down to the store and get me my cough syrup and smokes." Tea anyone?
Stack: Bear mace?
Andy: Brass knuckles?
Jen: Nobody messes with Jen unless Jen wants to messed.
Jen: What is it?
Andy: P-P- It's a praying mantis.
Jen: What's it praying for?
Stack: Little kids lost in the woods.
Dr. Harryhausen: You kids shouldn't be horsing around out here.
Eightball: '95 Golden Gloves, swamp monkey!
Dr. Harryhausen: But he wasn't trying to eat your friend's brains out. Little fella's in heat. Good thing orifice identification isn't his strong point.
Dr. Harryhausen: The island's going to sink.
Jen: Oh, my God, you've got to be kidding! What dumbass did the location scout for this thing?
Lil' Mindi: Wham, bam, thanks, you dead!
Chase: Um, Krueger... what should we do now?
Josh: Stay here and be still. Maybe she's had her fill of ass-kicking today.
Eightball: BAM! Eightball in the corner pocket!
Eightball: Come on, big mama. Let's go for a ride! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Chase: Wh-where are we going? We're gonna walk around in circles until - until giant maggots squirm us to death? Or-or-or huge moths rip up all our clothes, or dung beetles the size of-of-of cows rip us to pieces because they hate our freedom?
Josh: This is a piece of her dress. She's here. She's here!
Stack: ...and she may be naked.
Stack: Now, that's a big banana.
Andy: They like it.
Jen: Of course, even abducted and abused, Carmen's got it going on.
Andy: Jen really wanted to win this. You've got to respect initiative like that.
Josh: You're blinded by lust, Andy. Hitler had initiative. The Republicans have initiative.
Stack: Martha Stewart.
Josh: My sister's the devil.
Andy: Send me to hell.
Stack: You want some monkey?
Carmen Electra: You didn't mail me a six-foot nude sculpture of myself made out of rubber cement?
Josh: No, I made mine outta silly putty.
Josh: Those fascists made me paint my face and make God's eyes!
Stack: You know, I don't recall electing ass-boy "Island Leader".