Night Train to Murder 
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Ernie: Where is the Scottish Border?.
Eric: In bed with the landlady!
Ernie: You're so smart.
Eric: How could you say that? You met my first partner, didn't you?
Ernie: I thought you didn't fool around with women?
Eric: No, what I said was, when it comes to women, I don't fool around!
Ernie: How do I look?
Eric: He He, were there any other survivors?
Eric: Can anyone here play?
Cousin Zelda: I can.
Eric: We realise that, but I was talking about the piano!