Ace of Cakes2006
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Daniel Dae Kim: [after the model of Jin breaks in half when he tries to eat it] I've bitten off more than I can chew!
Herself - Manager: I would never have imagined I would be bobble-ized.
Himself - Executive Sous Chef: Who can we get who is not afraid to grab another man's jewels? Hey, Duff.
Herself - Manager: I think my biological clock just burst.
Ben Turner: Duff will be turning tricks before we know it.
Geoffry Manthorne: [referring to the gum paste Rockettes being made] There's, like, Sporty Rockette, and, like, Baby Rockette, Sneezy Rockette, then there was Susan.
Mary Alice Fallon Yeskey: [about Duff Goldman] Sometimes I think he's touched.
Himself - Chef: I've always had this problem. I have no shame.
Himself (Joe): I went to Duff Institute of America. It's a pretty good college.
Himself - Chef: Here's the thing. We love us some Star Wars.
Herself - Manager: She's celebrating her birthday, primarily, but she's also celebrating one year since her divorce. And in her e-mail, she said, "What better way to celebrate than to have a man on ice." Dana! Sassy-mollassy.
Himself - Chef: What I got back there is like a 400 pound tootsie roll.
Duff Goldman: I don't cut cake.
Duff Goldman: I don't know how to throw a baseball.
Mary Smith: Duff on a skateboard is like a bull in a china shop.
Herself - Cake decorator: [at a Halloween-themed wedding] Oh my God, there's a dead body with all the booze.
Himself - Chef: I dropped the roaches.
Herself - Cake decorator: Duff, I think that means you're fired.
Duff Goldman: [looking at the Statue of Liberty] That's our 'Hey, welcome'.
Herself (Yeskey, Mary Alice Fallon): Some restrictions may apply.
Himself (Carey, Drew): He's the duke of cakes.
Himself - Executive Sous Chef: I'll accept that.
Himself (Carey, Drew): It would have been nice if the cake had a head.
Himself - Chef: I'm so not funny.
Herself - Manager: Duff is anti-cupcake.
Duff Goldman: If you don't like peanut butter and jelly, you might as well go back to the USSR, because you're a communist. [guffaws]
Mary Alice Fallon Yeskey: I'd much rather deal with the throngs of pirate hookers.
Himself - Chef: They say clothes makes the man. I disagree.
Himself - Chef: What is your magic power?
Mary Smith: Making you shut up.
Herself - Manager: Hey, Dumbledork! Turn the light back on.
Anna Ellison: I hate fondanting.
Himself - Chef: It's good to get leid by your clients.
Herself (Yeskey, Mary Alice Fallon): Duff driving a tank fills me with foreboding and dread.
Himself - Chef: [after reading a scathing review in the local newspaper] I want shotguns... and blow up their building.
Herself - Manager: That's why you'll never be president.
Himself - Executive Sous Chef: [to Duff Goldman] Do you like floaters or sinkers?
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