Judge:
How do you plead?

Oliver:
Not guilty.

Judge:
On what grounds?

Stanley Laurel:
We weren't on the ground - we were sleeping on a park bench.

Judge:
Scram! Or I'll build a jail for you.

Judge:
If the jail wasn't full, I'd give you both 180 days but since the jail is full, I'm going to give you just one hour.

Oliver:
Thank you, sir.

Judge:
To get out of town! And never let me set eyes on you again!

Stanley Laurel:
Does that mean we can go back to sleeping on the park bench?

Oliver:
What's the matter, neighbor?

Drunk:
I los' the key to my car.

Stanley Laurel:
Can you find it?

Drunk:
No. Thas' why I'm lookin'...