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Judge: How do you plead?
Oliver: Not guilty.
Judge: On what grounds?
Stanley Laurel: We weren't on the ground - we were sleeping on a park bench.
Judge: Scram! Or I'll build a jail for you.
Judge: If the jail wasn't full, I'd give you both 180 days but since the jail is full, I'm going to give you just one hour.
Oliver: Thank you, sir.
Judge: To get out of town! And never let me set eyes on you again!
Stanley Laurel: Does that mean we can go back to sleeping on the park bench?
Oliver: What's the matter, neighbor?
Drunk: I los' the key to my car.
Stanley Laurel: Can you find it?
Drunk: No. Thas' why I'm lookin'...