Big Time Rush

Kendall Knight:
This is a once in a lifetime Opportunity.

Jo Taylor:
What if you only come once in a lifetime?

[on their mother's love life]

Kendall Knight:
Hey, Katie.

Katie Knight:
Mm-hmm.

Kendall Knight:
When was the last time Mom had a date?

Katie Knight:
Legend says, when I was three.

Camille:
How could you? [slaps Logan]

Logan Mitchell:
Camille! Not now!

Camille:
Of course I'll take you back! [starts kissing Logan passionately] I'm gonna tell Rachel we're back together, and that I will destroy...

Camille:
[pointing at Jo]... anybody who tries to come between us! [resumes kissing Logan]

[repeated line]

James Diamond:
Better wear your 'Cuda.

Carlos Garcia:
Social Gathering, Social Gathering.

Camille:
Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Logan Mitchell:
Its just me.

James Diamond:
Party, Party, Party.

Kendall Knight:
Make that three. Looks like Logan pranked himself again this year!

James Diamond, Carlos Garcia:
Yup!

Katie Knight:
[taping for a TV commercial] When you hear the crunch, it's a chip. When you smell the crunch, it's O'Chippigans!

[breaking her lines]

Katie Knight:
And when you smell garbage, it's this commercial.

Commercial Director:
Excuse me?

Katie Knight:
This stuff is nothing more than a heart attack that goes good with dip. I'd be better off standing in front of a bus... of lard!

Logan Mitchell:
Wait, I'm smart.

Katie Knight:
We can all use the bathroom again!

Jennifer Knight:
I can wash dishes again! [lowers arm] Wait.

Kendall Knight:
Don't you think you'd be more comfortable at like a five-star hotel that's... not here?

Gustavo Rocque:
Yeah, I can't stay at any LA hotels.

James Diamond:
Why not?

Gustavo Rocque:
Well, James, I'm a member of the hotel un-welcome list, along with Russell Crowe, all the members of Aerosmith, and the original host of Blues Clues.

Kendall Knight:
I can not believe we can't get rid of Gustavo,

Logan Mitchell:
Yeah, well I can't believe we can't get rid of a ghost.

Kendall Knight, James Diamond:
You believe in ghosts?

Logan Mitchell:
I believe in the doo-doos in my pants.