Col. Ron:
If they hadn't shot my dick off in 'Nam, I'd whip it out and piss in your face!

Junior:
What am I going to do with your old glasses? These are subscription, man.

Snake:
Who are you?

Junior:
You know me, I'm Junior.

Snake:
Junior? Who's your father?

Junior:
Junior.

Snake:
Junior Senior?

Junior:
Yah.

Snake:
And you're are Junior Junior?

Junior:
That's right.

Joe Head:
Who's Disco Bean? He's one of the greatest disco dancers around. I can introduce you to him, he's a friend of mine.

Les:
Isn't disco suppose to be dead?

Joe Head:
He died? Nobody told me nothin'.