Bobby's World

Bobby Generic:
I thought only boys had tentacles.

Bobby Generic:
Hush little baby, don't say a word, mama's gonna buy you a mocking bird, and if that mocking bird don't sing... I'm gonna rip off his feathers and tear off his wings!

[at a wedding, after someone points him the best man:
]

Bobby Generic:
If he's the best man, why isn't she marrying him?

[repeated line]

Uncle Ted Genetic:
Hey Bob-O. You know what time it is?

Bobby Generic:
Uh, noogie time?

Uncle Ted Genetic:
You're right - it's *noogie* time!

Martha Generic:
Gee golly Bobby don't you know?

Martha Generic:
[grabbing Bobby as he heads off to go to work Howard] Ah, ah, ah just a second young man, I want my little businessman to look smart [spits on her hand and rubs it in Bobby's hair]

Bobby Generic:
Well I don't want to look dumb

Martha Generic:
[blows on him] Now look there you got a smudge on your cheek for gosh sakes [licks a handkerchief and rubs it on his cheek] we can't have that on my little mansy and you're so gosh golly cute, you're the spitting image of your father don't cha know

Bobby Generic:
Gross!

Martha Generic:
Here [blows raspberries on his cheek]

Bobby Generic:
Yuck!, she should know it's her spit!

Martha Generic:
Everyone, I'm pregnant! [Everyone gasps in shock except for Bobby]

Bobby Generic:
Mom's peppermint?

Bobby Generic:
Mommy?

Martha Generic:
Yeah

Bobby Generic:
Where is the baby going to come from?

Martha Generic:
Oh! [puts her hand on her belly] right here inside my tummy, it's in my womb right now

Bobby Generic:
Good then he won't need my woom [laughs] well not wight away [to her belly] don't worry little brother or sister I'll get you out of there whenever you're ready

Martha Generic:
That's my boy [kisses him]