CSI: Cyber

Avery Ryan:
[voiceover during precredit opening sequence] My name is Avery Ryan. I was a victim of cybercrime. Like you, I posted on social media; checked my bank balance on; even kept the convidential files of my psychological practice on my computer. Then I was hacked. And as a result, one of my patients was murdered. My investigation into her death led me to the F.B.I., where I joined a team of cyberexperts, to wage a war against a new breed of criminal hiding on the deep web, infiltrating our daily lives in ways we never imagined. Faceless. Nameless. Lurking inside our devices. Just a keystroke away. It can happen to you...

Raven Ramirez:
Hey, by the way: Happy two month anniversary

Brody Nelson:
Are we dating?

Raven Ramirez:
No, stupid! Two month at the cyber crime division! You're official in the family. Don't mess up, I want you to stick around

Daniel Krumitz:
Alright, we're in

Avery Ryan:
Okay, now that you are connected to the botnet, you should be able to break in and send it commands [Daniel and Raven frown at Avery] What? You don't think I pay attention when you guys geek out in code speak?

Daniel Krumitz:
I never though that!

Raven Ramirez:
All right, Avery!

Avery Ryan:
With encouragement and recognition comes escalation.

Avery Ryan:
Can you trace it?

Daniel Krumitz:
Does Nelson's tie match his socks?

Brody Nelson:
[giggles] That's a yes

Daniel Krumitz:
So, this is your place, huh? Nice! Homey

Avery Ryan:
Well, what did you expect?

Daniel Krumitz:
Oh, I don't know! Uh, drum set... velvet Elvis... a pet alligator

Avery Ryan:
Well, he's at the vet

Brody Nelson:
You think he really went to go shoot this guy? I mean, if I was 15 years old and somebody to me to kill someone, I couldn't do. And as grown ass-man I couldn't even do it now

Daniel Krumitz:
Really? You're fully grown?

Brody Nelson:
Best thinks come in small packages, Krummy!

Brody Nelson:
Wait a minute! Raven, you play GameVex?

Raven Ramirez:
No, I crush GameVex!

Simon Sifter:
It's early, Ryan! My wife thinks I'm sneaking out of bed to have an affair

Avery Ryan:
No, she doesn't

Simon Sifter:
I sense an insult in there somewhere!

Avery Ryan:
In my line of work, "just a kid" doesn't mean anything

Avery Ryan:
[to Daniel] Today is your lucky day! Your mistake is not sending you to prison. It's dying, here, with me. But I want you to think about something: does victory really taste so sweet when you haven't earned it honestly?

Elijah Mundo:
Bernie Renard. Let's skip the foreplay today, and just cut right to it.

Bernie Renard:
Please, I'd really prefer to be called by my handle: "Fresh."

Elijah Mundo:
You got it. So, Bernie...

Daniel Krumitz, Brody Nelson:
[Looking at screen where someone's length gets measured] Five foot two!

Brody Nelson:
Oh, yeah! That's what I'm talking about! Baby Face and Big Boy heatin' up!

Avery Ryan:
Mr. Nelson, you're late!

Brody Nelson:
[sighs] I'm sorry Avery, it's just that getting up so early is something my body is not used to. Okay, I feel you. I will talk to my body and we will be here on time

Brody Nelson:
The browser history has been cleared

Daniel Krumitz:
Yeah, well, clearing your history may hide your porn sites from your girlfriend but it won't hide anything from me

Simon Sifter:
I don't see how anybody survives high school these days

Raven Ramirez:
That's why I dropped out

Brody Nelson:
Whatever you got, can't top that!

Daniel Krumitz:
Au contraire, my vertically challenged friend