Secret Policeman's Biggest Ball 
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Pet Shop Owner: What's wrong with it?
Customer: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. It's dead. That's what's wrong with it!
Pet Shop Owner: So it is. Well, there's your money back, and a couple of holiday vouchers! Thank you!
Customer: Well you can't say Thatcher hasn't changed some things!