ChuckleVision

[repeated lines]

Paul Chuckle:
To me!

Barry Chuckle:
To you!

[repeated lines]

Barry Chuckle:
Oh dear!

Paul Chuckle:
Oh dear, oh dear!

[repeated line]

No Slacking:
And remember, no slacking!

Capt. Lachan McSlacking:
And no slacking!

Paul Chuckle:
Oh dear.

Barry Chuckle:
Oh dear, oh dear.

Capt. Lachan McSlacking:
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

Paul Chuckle:
Remember the Chuckle family motto.

Barry Chuckle:
Which one this time?

Paul Chuckle:
Whenus in troublelus callecus Dannecus.

Barry Chuckle:
Hey?

Paul Chuckle:
Roughly translated: When in trouble give Dan a ring.

Capt. Lachan McSlacking:
Y... So it's you!

Paul Chuckle:
That's right.

Capt. Lachan McSlacking:
And where's the other one?

Paul Chuckle:
He decided to stay on for a bit. He's found a cat with no tail and he's having a look for it for him.

Barry Chuckle:
Why don't we just tell him you lost your ticket?

Paul Chuckle:
That's no good. He'll never believe us. No, we'll have to stowaway.

Barry Chuckle:
Hey! He'll clap us in irons.

Paul Chuckle:
There's nothing wrong with a round of applause.

Barry Chuckle:
You're right. But how do you propose to execute this elaborate deception?

Paul Chuckle:
What d' you say?

Barry Chuckle:
I'm not sure.

Barry Chuckle:
Hey! Who's Douglas?

Capt. Lachan McSlacking:
It's not a who it's a what.

Paul Chuckle:
Then why are they welcoming it here?

Capt. Lachan McSlacking:
They're not. You're in the Isle of Man.

Barry Chuckle:
Hang on. I thought you said this boat went to Loch Aye.

Capt. Lachan McSlacking:
I didn't. He did! Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Barry Chuckle:
[after he and Paul have damaged a mattress in a shop] Oh dear!

Paul Chuckle:
Oh dear! Oh dear!

[Paul lies in a hammack while Barry works]

Barry Chuckle:
Why can't I lie in the hammock?

Paul Chuckle:
Because you're a vegetarian.

Barry Chuckle:
Am I?

Paul Chuckle:
Yes. You'll have to lie in a hummock. That's a small brass hill.

Barry Chuckle:
Wha...? Course it is! Silly me.

Paul Chuckle:
Silly you.

Manager:
[walks into the room and sees Barry working] How's it going?

Barry Chuckle:
Fine.

Manager:
[turns around and sees Paul lying in the hammock] What's he doing?

Barry Chuckle:
Oh, he's supervising.

Manager:
Is he now? [the Manager tips Paul out of the hammock]

Paul Chuckle:
[getting up] Oh I'm terribly sorry all up here Barry. [Paul stands up and sees the Manager] Hello I didn't see you come in!

Manager:
[suspicious] What do you think you're doing?

Paul Chuckle:
I'm looking for a nut.

Barry Chuckle:
No you're not!

Manager:
I've just found one.

Paul Chuckle:
[puts his hand out] Well give it to me then!

Manager:
Oh yeah well I'll give it you in a minute.

Barry Chuckle:
No need we've got plenty thank you very much.

[last lines]

Paul Chuckle:
[running to the vehicle with Barry] There's just no pleasing some folk!

Paul Chuckle:
[as he and Barry are preparing to fill a waterbed with water] It's a great idea of mine to use a funnel. That way we don't make a mess.