Cougar Town

Cougar Town

Cougar Town is an American television sitcom that ran for 102 episodes over six seasons, from September 23, 2009 until March 31, 2015. The first three seasons aired on ABC, with the series moving to TBS for the last three seasons. The pilot episode was broadcast after Modern Family. ABC officially gave the series a full season pickup on October 8, 2009. The show was created by Bill Lawrence and Kevin Biegel and was produced by Doozer and Coquette Productions in association with ABC Studios. Filming took place at Culver Studios in Culver City, California. The pilot episode achieved 11. 28 million viewers. Season 2 premiered on September 22, 2010, with 8. 35 million viewers. Season 3, consisting of 15 episodes, was originally slated to premiere in November 2011 but, because of ABC's promotion of the ill-fated Man Up!, it premiered on February 14, 2012. Following the Season 3 finale, it was announced that TBS had purchased the rights to the series for an additional 15-episode season, to air in 2013, with options for additional seasons. On March 25, 2013, TBS renewed the series for a fifth season of 13 episodes, which premiered on January 7, 2014. On May 10, 2014, TBS renewed Cougar Town for a sixth and final season. Season six premiered on January 6, 2015, and the series concluded on March 31, 2015.

Year:
2009
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Jules Cobb:
[Angry] You based all of my treatment on your dog?

Glenn:
Ajam. [Jules is stressed] Ok, I'm just gonna light a little sage in here 'cause, you know? It's very calming so let's all just [whistles] calm.

Jules Cobb:
It's just... I can't believe you lied to me.

Glenn:
[Pointing at Jules, slightly angry] Hey, hey, hey, Jules! And yes, this is my steering voice.

Jules Cobb:
[Slighty intimidated] I don't like your steering voice.

Glenn:
All I ever do was used my personal experience [starts coughing because of the sage] to help you. All right? I've never lied on this office. Ever. This is a sacred circle [keeps coughing] of truth.

Jules Cobb:
Is it, Glenn?

Glenn:
What?

Jules Cobb:
Tell me. After we left, did you leave a note on that car?

Glenn:
Yes, I did.

Jules Cobb:
What did it say?

Glenn:
It said: Suck it! [Jules nods, having proved her point] I'm not perfect, Jules.

Jules Cobb:
[Ironic] Really?

Glenn:
That's how we connect. We are kindred spirits. Last time you said that you felt guilty because you hang up on your dad. Last Christimas, I set my car on fire so my mother would think I was dead.

Jules Cobb:
Those aren't the same!

Glenn:
Bah, they're so close. But you know what? I'm done playing with your judgement games. I'm not gonna play. You're gonna have to find another therapist.

Jules Cobb:
YOU are firing ME?

Glenn:
Here's your information.

Jules Cobb:
Are you serious?

Glenn:
Yeah.

Jules Cobb:
You are a nutjob!

Glenn:
Yeaaaaah.

Jules Cobb:
You take your dog to communion!

Glenn:
[Angry and obviously crazy] Hey, that was not my choice. That was Gabriel's choice. I was totally against that, Jules.


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