Kermit the Frog:
How about public affairs and news? MacNeille-Lehrer?Bill Moyers?

Oscar the Grouch:
Not my cup of mud.

Restaurant Customer:
Oh I don't believe this. Look here, I'm very hungry. Do you think there is any chance you could bring me a Numero Dos without dropping it on the floor?

Grover Monster:
Where there is life, there is hope.

Restaurant Customer:
Just bring me a Numero Dos.

Restaurant Customer:
Wait, wait, just hold it. Just hold it right there. If you're gonna start dancing again, just put the tray DOWN so you don't spill it please!

Grover Monster:
Why, sir, what a spiffy idea. Uh... I'll put it down here beside the Tres and Quatro so it will not be too lonely.

Restaurant Customer:
Fine.

Robert McNeill:
Until now Mr. Cookie Monster refused to talk about the matter because his mouth was full and it's not polite to talk with your mouth full.

Bob:
Could you give me a good tip?

Martina Navratilova:
Yeah I'll give you a real good one: stick to singing.

Ernie:
Listen, Hoots, ya gotta put down the saxophone if you wanna squeak your duckie.

Hoots the Owl:
You gotta put down the duckie if you wanna play the saxophone.

Cookie Monster:
Me not *take* cookies, me *eat* the cookies.

Robert McNeill:
What's the difference?

Cookie Monster:
Eat begin with an E and take... Begin with a T.

Bob:
I understand you're the guy with the great memory right?

Ralph Nader:
Great memory?

Bob:
Yeah I understand you have total recall.

Ralph Nader:
I'd like to recall that joke.

Ernie:
Rubber Duckie here would like to say something.

Uncle Wally:
Phil, I think we should hear what the duckie has to say.

Bob:
But Uncle Wally, the duck doesn't say anything, he just squeaks.

Uncle Wally:
Then I say let the duckie squeak.

David:
Hey Phil! Listen Phil! I happen to agree with Uncle Wally, I mean everyone has the right to speak or squeak, whatever, you know what I say? I say let the duckie squeak! Okay? Let the duckie squeak! Just *let* the *duckie* *squeak*!

Barbara Walters:
Thank you, Bob, but perhaps you'll stop singing long enough so that we may ask you something we're all very curious about.

Bob:
Oh sure, what do you want to know about?

Barbara Walters:
Well everyone knows that you and Linda have been keeping company for sometime now and what we want to know is, 1. Where the relationship is going and 2. Do you have any future plans?

Bob:
I'm glad you asked because Linda and I are making plans. You see, tomorrow Linda and I are going for a walk in the park. Then after that we're going back to her place for a great game of checkers. And those are our plans.

Barbara Walters:
Well thank you for sharing that with us,

Barbara Walters:
and remember, you heard it here first.

Kermit the Frog:
Hi ho there. This is Kermit the Frog and I'm hear to find out why Oscar the Grouch likes public television.

Oscar the Grouch:
I don't like public television!

Kermit the Frog:
How about live concerts?

Oscar the Grouch:
I prefer recorded concerts on badly scratched records.

Kermit the Frog:
How about movie classics in the original black and white without interruptions?

Oscar the Grouch:
I prefer colorized versions with lot's and lot's of commercial interruptions!

Phil Donahue:
This is Sesame Street. A place where people, birds, monsters all live in perfect harmony.

Cookie Monster:
"The 39 Stairs", made by guy named Alfred.

Phil Donahue:
I've got to go sort out my sock drawer. See ya.

Count:
I love counting socks! Wait for me!

Count:
Follow that controversial talk show host!

Grover Monster:
Here you are, sir, the specialty of the house.

Restaurant Customer:
At last.

Grover Monster:
Numero Uno...

Grover Monster:
The number one.

Restaurant Customer:
Oh no!

Grover Monster:
Bon appetito. That is Spanish for "enjoy"

Luis:
My, what a little picture. I would definitely say that is a tiny picture.

Maria:
Really? I'd say it was itsy bitsy myself.

Maria:
THAT is an enormous picture. Why I'd say it was humgous.

Luis:
Well I would say it's tremendous. I might even call it stupendous.

Maria:
You would!