I hit Wendy.
A couple days ago, right after I found out about this job, I went home. I had flowers, I wanted to celebrate. I came in she was cookin' pasta. I wanted to kiss her. I guess she turned the wrong way because next thing I know, I've got a pot of boiling water all over m'leg. And I don't know if it was the dog barkin', I don't know if it was Emma cryin' but I slapped her. I knew it was an accident, but I hit her for it. *trying to make sense of it* I hurt my wife. I love my wife.