Session 9

Phil:
Gordon! I wouldn't tell anyone about this, cause if they found out about Hank, they're going to find out about the others.

Gordon:
You did this! Where are the others?

Phil:
GORDON! I want you to wake up, look down, and take a really, really, really good look at him.

Bill Griggs:
They'd soak the nut-jobs in ice water, or they'd give 'em a lobotomy.

Doctor:
And where do you live, Simon?

Phil:
It says here that 19 were committed due to disappointed expectations, Hank, they're talkin' about you.

Jeff:
What's the deal with Phil and Hank?

Gordon:
I hit Wendy.

Phil:
What?

Gordon:
A couple days ago, right after I found out about this job, I went home. I had flowers, I wanted to celebrate. I came in she was cookin' pasta. I wanted to kiss her. I guess she turned the wrong way because next thing I know, I've got a pot of boiling water all over m'leg. And I don't know if it was the dog barkin', I don't know if it was Emma cryin' but I slapped her. I knew it was an accident, but I hit her for it. *trying to make sense of it* I hurt my wife. I love my wife.

Gordon:
What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Phil:
Well, I would have to say introducing Hank to Amy. That was pretty f***ing stupid. I'd like to have that one back.