Sex Files: Sexually Bewitched 
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Sarah Newman: That was fast. Have broomstick, will travel?
Jamie Cyrus: Only on Halloween, and just because of tradition. Gives me the worst rash.
Traci: If God wanted us to walk around naked, he wouldn't have invented fig leaves, or cotton and polyester.
Sarah Newman: What kind of apprenticeship is this, exactly? The ad wasn't very clear.
Jamie Cyrus: Oh, I'm sorry. An apprentice for a sorceress.
Sarah Newman: I see. And that would make me...?
Jamie Cyrus: Like Mickey Mouse in Fantasia.
Sarah Newman: Oh, whoa, look at the time!