John Lequizamo:
I remember there was this one hottie that was legendary in our neighborhood. Her dad was a cop, and she never came down from the third floor. We started calling her Rapanzo Garcia. Now, Rapanzo used to think she was better than me, 'cause she was Argentinean and didn't have any Indian in her... yet.

John Lequizamo:
So, I hear you sacrifice your birgins....are you a birgin?