Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. 
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Sergeant Kabukiman: I like a dog-faced monkey that has an appreciation for expensive sports cars.
Lotus: Remove yourself from my body, you filthy oaf!
Female Reporter: How did you feel when you saw rivulets of blood flowing down his beautiful kabuki costume?
Reginald Stuart: It has begun! My time has come!
Sergeant Kabukiman: I was depressed, I was confused and I was turning Japanese.