Fairly Legal

Ben Grogan:
Lauren, Robin Archer doesn't ever actually show up; he sends his team.

Lauren Reed:
Whatever, he's just a man.

Ben Grogan:
Are you hiding in my office?

Lauren Reed:
I am letting *him* wait for *me*. [Looking at watch] Two more minutes.

Ben Grogan:
His watch is made out of the Dalai Lama's baby teeth, they call it "human ivory." I made that up, but we're [signals air quotes ] "killing time." He doesn't actually wear a watch. I do know a lot about the guy.

Ben Grogan:
Second Rule of Humanity: Somebody's gotta fail. Survival of the fittest, baby.

Ben Grogan:
First Rule of Humanity: People are usually what they appear to be.

Kate Reed:
Panting is not a good look for you.

Ben Grogan:
You don't think it brings out my animal magnetism?

Kate Reed:
It might if you had any.

Kate Reed:
You're a migraine with a mouth.

Kate Reed:
This cute little dress has been more places than you can even dream of, jackass. And just for the record, I'm not a big fan of lawyers myself.

Ben Grogan:
Third Rule of Humanity: People love a simple story. There's like fourteen good ones: the conservative politician with a sex fetish, the preppy murderer, the sports star who spends all his money, and the cop who lies to cover for his cop buddies.

Ben Grogan:
My heart won't explode. It'll grow three sizes from all the money I'm gonna stuff inside of it.

Ben Grogan:
He said a lot of things. You know, for someone that doesn't like lawyers, you totally rocked it, Katie. You got the goose to lay the golden egg. Maybe we are alike.

Justin Patrick:
You cannot mediate this, because you have already chosen a side.

Ben Grogan:
Well, I happened, lady! And guess what? The circus is coming to town!

Ben Grogan:
I'll be honest. The vibe's still pretty car-bomby.

Leonardo Prince:
You were inattentionally blinded by her fancies, Yancy.

Ben Grogan:
Hi, this is Ben Grogan calling for Dudley do-right. My bad, I mean assistant D.A. Justin Patrick.

Kate Reed:
I do hate lawyers. But I am one, and I have to keep finding ways to make that work.

Ben Grogan:
So... What basically happens is you love and you lose, and then the person you lost finds someone else and wins. So love is basically an eternal return to hell... For losers.

Kate Reed:
You know... You and I are very different people. But you are exactly what I need right now. Someone... Who's not gonna mind if I use them. That's your gift, right? Not caring? Being empty? The Russian doll. Stay.

Ben Grogan:
You and I may have different methods, but we both know how to get what we want, and you can call that being passionate or you can call that being a dogged jackass. But you can't call it empty. I am not empty.

Kate Reed:
You know, you wondered what would've happened if we'd gone home together.

Ben Grogan:
Yeah.

Kate Reed:
Was it everything you hoped for?

Ben Grogan:
Yeah, this is exactly how I imagined it. You're miserable, and I have to pee.