Fastlane

Deaqon:
We're my dogs at?

Van:
Woof woof.

Van Ray:
[to Deaq] What are you doing? That's like my secret identity. You can't just do that. You're like Alfred. You just let Kim Basinger into the Bat Cave. People hated when he did that.

Shane:
Hey Billie, last time I saw you, you were naked.

Deaqon:
What'd he say?

Van Ray:
Remember when Billie said we're 51% cops, 49% crimimals?

Deaqon:
Yep.

Van Ray:
Get ready to flip those numbers.

Wilhelmina 'Billie' Chambers:
I need a hard charger who will drop his life and never look back. A face that can get past the rope of a nightclub, and a body good to go at it all night. We spend all our time going after foot soldiers. I want the generals.

Donovan 'Van' Ray:
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Wilhelmina 'Billie' Chambers:
I'm talking about access. Resources. Doing it from the inside. The ultimate backstage pass.

[Billie pushes a remote control button and a pair of doors open to reveals an old theater filled with dozens of appliances ranging from motorcycles, sports cars, weapons, and various expensive items. Van is stunned]

Wilhelmina 'Billie' Chambers:
Welcome to the Candy Store. This used to be a theater before the department took it over to stash all this. Everything you see came off some high-rolling scrote who thought he was too rich for the backseat of a squad car. Normally, it would go to auction. I had an idea. Everthing we seize, we keep. Everything we keep, we use. This is a life of crime, 24/7. You don't drop cover, you never flash a badge. So?

[Van throws his police badge to Billie]

Donovan 'Van' Ray:
I'm in. So, what now?

Wilhelmina 'Billie' Chambers:
Officer Van Ray is getting transfered to Oblivion County. And in the murder of an unidentified African-American male at the Irwindale Speedway "Van Strummer" is wanted for questioning. The jacket we build will go a long way to re-establishing your crediblity with the girl. That, plus a few key props from here, will get you right back next to her.

Donovan 'Van' Ray:
Yeah, I know where to find her.

Wilhelmina 'Billie' Chambers:
Wheather she'll do business again, well... that's when I see if I chose wisely.

Donovan 'Van' Ray:
You chose wisely.

[Van and Deaq are in an L.A. county jail for brawling]

Donovan 'Van' Ray:
Listen, I don't wanna scare you, but you gotta get your game face on, okay? You gotta look mean, just deadlock, like that. All right. Cause I'll be real clear with you. You're 10 years off your home court. Now, I've been on the inside, I know this gray motel, this is my turf. So you just smile pretty because you're the new b*tch on the bars. This is the Westside, yo. The West sayeed.

[Van and Deaqu enter their cell to find it full of a dozen rough-looking thugs... all of them black]

Deaqon 'Deaq' Hayes:
[smirks] Westside.

[all the detainees, led by a big one, approach Van]

Detainee:
Hey, I'm gonna get some of that.

Donovan 'Van' Ray:
[weakly] Westside?

Jail Guard:
Van Strummer?

Donovan 'Van' Ray:
Yo!

Jail Guard:
Deaqon Hayes?

Deaqon 'Deaq' Hayes:
Yo!

Jail Guard:
You've got bail.

Deaqon:
I know you didn't just throw my desert eagle out the window.

Van Ray:
How else would I know about The Towering Inferno? Who's favorite Steve McQueen movie is The Towering Inferno?

Deaqon:
Maybe you got my Blockbuster card.

[Referring to The Towering Inferno]

Van Ray:
It's not even a Steve McQueen movie. It's a Paul Newman movie, man. And the building does more acting.

[last lines]

Aquarius:
Man! That party was off-the-hook!

[Referring to Cassidy]

Deaqon:
That girl's playing you.

Van:
Come on, man.

Deaqon:
Why not? You're playing her. She came to your hotel room and Asked if you were a cop. Did you tell her? No. Because you're playing her. So what make you think, for one moment, that she's not playing you.

[Referring to Kane]

Van:
You saw what he did to her face. You took pictures of it.

Deaqon:
So what? Maybe she's playing him too.

[pause]

Deaqon:
Look, I feel bad for the girl, all right? She didn't pull the trigger on my brother, but she knows who did. So that puts her on that side of line and us on this side.

Van:
You never crossed a double line in your life, right?

Deaqon:
I cross it every chance I get. You're thinking of Andre, man.

Deaqon, Van:
Dre never crossed a double line in his life.

Deaqon:
And he'd tell anyone who'd listen.

[Both laugh]

Van:
Man, he'd kick my ass if he knew what I was doing right now.

Deaqon:
I wouldn't even have an ass.

[pause]

Deaqon:
I missed nine Christmases.

[pause]

Van:
I just felt like what happened to Andre was my fault, but I couldn't answer one question as to why he died.

Deaqon:
Look, man. I don't like you, but you're good people and you loved my brother. Now we're here to answer some questions and that's what we're going to do. You down?

Van:
For Dre.

Deaqon:
For Dre, man.

[after discovering that Kane is DEA]

Deaqon:
I hate L.A.

Deaqon:
Is this bedtime? Did I ask for a story?

Wilhelmina 'Billie' Chambers:
[to Van, about his partner getting killed] What happened today was not your fault. But it is your problem.

Van:
You know, Billie. I've bitten my tongue about a dozen times on this and I've really tried to take the high road, but it's finally official. You're a b*tch!

[Billie shoves her badge in Van's face]

Billie:
You see this gold, Officer? This gold means you're my b*tch!

[after losing Cassidy in the Desert]

Deaqon:
Remember when I said I was impressed with you? I was on crack then!

Deaqon:
So let me get this straight, crazy lady Sophia caught you in the shower with Cassidy, the other crazy killer?

Van:
Hey, Cassidy isn't crazy. She's just misguided... and she killed Chad in self defense.

Deaqon:
Congratulations, Van. You got down and dirty with the saner of the two.

[Referring to Cassidy]

Wilhelmina 'Billie' Chambers:
You slept with her, didn't you?

Van:
Why does that keep comin' back?

Van:
Just because they ARE lesbians doesn't mean they have to STAY lesbians.