1st Party Dad:
Are you the clown?

Shakes the Clown:
No, I'm Mary fuckin' Poppins.

Shakes the Clown:
Hey, hey, kid, what are you doing?

Kid:
I had to go to the bathroom.

Shakes the Clown:
On my head?

Kid:
Hey this is my bathroom not your bedroom you big drunken mess.

Dink:
I asked her what time it was, she told me it was 7:30.

Stenchy:
Oh, that's the cornerstone of a lasting relationship, what time it is?

Dink:
Yes, yes. Because, first I asked her what time it is, right? Tomorrow I get to ask her the date, the day after that she's all over me. That's how it works, you play it slow.

Owen Cheese:
You clowns are on dope!

Binky the Clown:
You didn't see nothing old man. We're just five happy party clowns, sitting down to a plate of beef. White- powdery- beef.

HoHo the Clown:
Oh, yeah? Well, the only show YOU could ever star in would be a show called the... Not... Funny... DIARRHEA CLUB!

Judy:
LEAVE ME ALONE, MILKMAN SCUM!