Shakiest Gun in the West 
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Pop: Just because I'm rough 'n' dirty 'n' don't wear underwear, doesn't mean I'm not creative.
Jesse Heywood: (drunk in bar) I'm not a failure. I'm a dentist, a REAL dentist! And I'll tell you what I'm gonna do I'm gonna spread dental health across the West like a plague!
Jesse Heywood: I can't believe it. Tonight's our wedding night. In a few hours we'll stop, make camp, have a little supper, then... beddy bye.