G.I. Joe: Renegades

[opening narration]

Main Title Narrator:
Accused of a crime they didn't commit, a ragtag band of fugitives fights a covert battle to clear their names and expose the insidious enemy that is... Cobra. Some call them outlaws. Some call them heroes. But these determined men and women think of themselves only as "Ordinary Joes". And this is their story.

Baroness:
A suit of armor. How inventive.

Destro:
Actually, it's one of my new Battle Android Troopers. Robots inside armor, for security's sake.

Baroness:
The Commander will be so pleased.

Destro:
Must you always put his interests ahead of yours, Baroness? The B.A.T.s are a gift to you, not to him.

Sebastian Bludd:
I do enjoy racking up a bodycount on Cobra's tab, but you Joes made this personal.

Hershel Dalton:
It's true then... Cobra is actually dirty!

Marvin Hinton:
Oh, you'll believe HIM?

Conrad Hauser:
Contrary to popular belief, we don't like blowing stuff up... it just works out that way!

Zartan:
Aye-aye, Corporal Punishment!

Marvin Hinton:
Who the what?

Shana O'Hara:
After all we've been through, why won't you trust Snake-Eyes?

Nicky Lee:
Uh, newsflash: He's a ninja! By definition, that makes him a spy, a saboteur and an assassin!... What? Look it up!

Kimi Arashikage:
[to Scarlett] You know you're not like his other students. I've seen how he treats you... how he cares.

Hard Master:
There is no place for honor among the Arashikage! Seize every opportunity, seize every advantage!

Dr. Brian Bender:
Yo Joes... you are busted!

Cobra Commander:
Vandalism will not be tolerated, Sergeant Hauser.

Duke:
Name's Duke, DeCobray.

Cobra Commander:
And you will address me... as Commander! Cobra Commander!

Cobra Commander:
They want to start a war, with Cobra? Then Cobra will finish it!

Wallace Weems:
Why don't you crawl out of those diehard overalls so we can work this out, freak to freak?

Adam DeCobray:
Why would I want to battle you, Patient X? When you represent the future of all humanity.

Nicky Lee:
Ripcord is the future? We're doomed.

Hector Delgado:
I've sailed every corner of the globe, crossed the date line so many times I'm two years younger than when I started, but I have never seen a more motley collection of flotsam in my life!

Nicky Lee:
Why do you call this tub Courtney?

Hector Delgado:
The word is "ship", Soldier, and as long as you're on mine, you will respect Courtney Kreiger! [points at a pin-up]

Nicky Lee:
The model?

Hector Delgado:
My Courtney might not be as pretty, but she's reliable!

Shana O'Hara:
Roadblock! Six inches of ice will not support five tons of truck!

Nicky Lee:
All right, grunts. Eyes sharp, try to keep up.

Conrad Hauser:
Who died and made you Scarlet?

Nicky Lee:
No offense, Duke, but this is MY turf!

Conrad Hauser:
The gas bomb wasn't enough, huh? You had to send us a wake-up call from Samurai Suzie?

Shana O'Hara:
That would be Ninja Nancy!

James McCullen:
You knew Mindbender planned this attack!

Adam DeCobray:
Dr. Mindbender is part of the Cobra family. He tells me everything... especially the details of your extra-curricular activities.

[Cobray affixes a mask to McCullen's face]

Adam DeCobray:
You told me that if you lost MARS, you would become a...

James McCullen:
DESTRO!