Grosse Pointe

Hunter Fallow:
I think Johnny's really in love. Either that or he's got a surfboard in his shorts.

Hunter Fallow:
You are so great on the show... even if the fans don't agree.

Johnny Bishop:
I can hardly look at her without sporting wood.

Courtney Scott:
I feel so nervous. Do you guys have any tips?

Hunter Fallow:
Try to look thinner.

Marcy Sternfeld:
Why didn't he ask me to squeeze his zit?

Hunter Fallow:
They would never fire me, I'm the star of this show. I am this show.

Marcy Sternfeld:
I release my obsession with Johnny. I release my obsession with Johnny.

Hunter Fallow:
Today she's squeezing his zits, tomorrow who knows what she'll be squeezing.

Marcy Sternfeld:
Don't take it personally. She hates everyone. Even me, and I'm her best friend.

Quentin King:
Some fresh meat will be nice after that dried up beef jerky that calls herself Hunter.

Quentin King:
I swear I have never, ever had herpes on my lip.

Dave:
You're so generous and... nice.

Marcy Sternfeld:
You know I tell myself that all the time but it sounds so much better when someone else says it.

Hunter Fallow:
Every time I kiss you I think I deserve an Emmy.

Quentin King:
And every time I kiss you I think why can't I kiss a girl with breasts.

Hunter Fallow:
I blame this on Sarah Michelle Gellar. If Buffy weren't such a hit, this never would've happened.

[In a bar with loud music]

Courtney Scott:
Are you sure this is a good place to meet guys? You can't even have a conversation.

Hunter Fallow:
Who needs to hear them talk if they're cute?

Hunter Fallow:
He's not even that cute. And those tattoos are totally henna.

Marcy Sternfeld:
I'm in love. Hunter now I finally understand how you met Trent Reznor and got engaged within 24 hours.

Hunter Fallow:
Yeah, but he went platinum... twice.

Quentin King:
It's cool to do your own stunts. Like Cruise in MI2.

Marcy Sternfeld:
Why should I take advice from you? The longest relationship you ever had was in the bathroom stall at the Viper Room.

Courtney Scott:
There's no way I'm spending more money on my car than my parent's spend on their house.

Hunter Fallow:
I bet they're not making Dawson's Creek go supernatural for Halloween.

Quentin King:
Oh, they are... Dawson's going to hell to save Joey's soul.

Dave:
Glad your crotch is feeling better.

Hunter Fallow:
It's a thin line between love and hate. It's called angry sex.

Marcy Sternfeld:
I'm too famous to have an orgasm.

Marcy Sternfeld:
I'm so depressed. I need to buy shoes.

Hunter Fallow:
Oh, you need to buy something but they don't sell it at a shoe store.

Marcy Sternfeld:
I should try yelling at people more often.

Hunter Fallow:
You think this is good, try having an orgasm.

Johnny Bishop:
Man, what a bitchen dude.

Johnny Bishop:
There's no way I'm going out with a *he*.

Dave:
Did you like the movie?

Hunter Fallow:
Well besides the fact that Winona Ryder has my career, it wasn't so bad.

Johnny Bishop:
He says he's going to start a whole gay chapter for Johnny Bishop. Just look what they've done for Keanu Reeves.

Dave:
Wow, are all your bras this thick?

Dave:
How much do you think I can get for Hunter's lingerie?

Kevin:
Washed or unwashed? They pay double if it comes straight from the star.

[to Courtney, when fighting]

Hunter Fallow:
You Hefty bag of trash.

Dave:
I'm doing a TV star and plus, I'm still on her payroll!

Dave:
Why are you so irritable?

Hunter Fallow:
You try playing [preppy voice]*Becky* every day.

Dave:
Hunter, you're like, the best girlfriend in the world.

Hunter Fallow:
I wouldn't go around here bragging about how much time you spend on these scripts, cause guess what? They suck.

Quentin King:
Kristin Davis. Man, I'd like to have sex in her city.

Hunter Fallow:
Take your pants off, I don't want to think right now.

Quentin King:
Smellrose place. Season number two.

Hunter Fallow:
No matter how much America despises you I won't let it affect my feelings for you.

Johnny Bishop:
Hunter! Hunter! [runs up to her]

Hunter Fallow:
Bite me.

Johnny Bishop:
I talked to my brother, he says he's going to fix the game. [pause] Come on, it was a mistake!

Hunter Fallow:
Vietnam was a mistake. Zoe, Jack, Duncan, and Jane was a mistake. Having a pinball drop out of my ass is not a mistake.

Quentin King:
Man, your cousin is so hot.

Johnny Bishop:
I know!

Johnny Bishop:
Hey, check out how golden and downy these hairs are getting around my navel.

Kevin:
[Johnny pulls up his vest and Kevin becomes uncomfortable] Wow.

Johnny Bishop:
They're kind of soft like chest hair, but sexy like pubic hairs

Kevin:
Yeah.

Johnny Bishop:
Hey, what do you call this anyway?

Kevin:
I don't know. Like, chesty-pubey-tummy hair?

Johnny Bishop:
Yeah.

Johnny Bishop:
Guys don't sit around talking about chicks getting off. 16-year old guys don't even *care* if chicks get off.

Dave:
I cared.

Johnny Bishop:
Dude, you are so gay.

Dave:
Yeah, dude, that's the main sign of gayness: caring whether or not girls get satisfied.