Prof. John Palmer:
I don't know what there is about the pelts of dead little animals that makes 'em so attractive to women, when one little mouse scares 'em silly.

Prof. John Palmer:
I thought we'd cleared these parts of all wildlife.

Angela Gardner:
Wolves with crew haircuts. One senior, one sophomore.

Prof. John Palmer:
Ah, the campus variety. Known scientifically as Lupus boola-boola.

Don Weston:
Why d'you eat that rabbit food? You oughta have something solid.

Angela Gardner:
I've got to watch my figure.

Don Weston:
You eat. Let me watch it.