Mary Fisher:
What's the matter with your clothes?

Nicolette:
You did the laundry.

Mary Fisher:
You're still the butler - so get to work!

Garcia:
I may be the butler, but I'm NOT the maid!

Olivia:
You give men what they want, and then they don't want it anymore.

Ruth:
Poor Bob. I almost felt sorry for him. Almost.

Mary Fisher:
That's your wife, too bad.

Ruth Patchett/Vesta Rose:
I have been sorry my whole life, and from the looks of it, so have you.

Bob:
I had every intention into seeing this marrage through. I'm gonna tell ya something, Ruth... Life is made up of assets and liabilies. As a man I have four basic assets: *one*, a home, that is my castle; *two*, a family, that is loving and devoted; *three*, a successful career that I worked very hard to maintain; and *four*, the freedom to enjoy the fruits of my labor. But when it comes to liabillities, I have only one.

Bob:
Thats you, Ruth! And I'm not gonna let you ruin everything

Bob:
I've worked so hard for! You're a bad mother, a lousy wife, and a terrible cook! In fact, have you looked in a *mirror* recently? I don't even you're a woman. You know what you are? You're a *she-devil*!

Nicolette:
What about our clothes?

Ruth:
Gone.

Andy Patchett:
What about my toys?

Ruth:
Gone.

Nicolette:
What about my tapes?

Ruth:
Gone, everything is gone.

'People' Reporter:
So, are you saying she was... promiscuous?

Mrs. Fisher:
"Promiscuous"? She was a teen-aged tramp; she couldn't get enough! She would do it anywhere, anytime, and with anyone! She got knocked up when she was sixteen.