Sheriff of Cimarron 
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Dobie: The Sonora Kid is a gentle lamb / His fleece is black as snow...
Ted Carson: Nobody asked your opinion.
Dobie: What's eatin' you?
Ted Carson: I don't like your brand of humor. Next time, I'll aim at your funny bone.
Pinky Snyder: Pinky Snyder - M.D., D.V.M. and D.V.G., P.D.Q. and C.O.D., and T.N.T.
McCord: Why, whittled down to size, that sounds like a pill peddler.
Pinky Snyder: Shucks, how'd you guess?
Ted Carson: Dobie and Shad should be waitin' for us at the top of the grade.
McCord: You know, kid, I've just been thinkin'. What's the use of us playing Santa Claus?
Ted Carson: Whaddya mean?
McCord: Why split the gold four ways when you don't have to?
Ted Carson: Sure, that's only good arithmetic!