Hollyoaks

Frankie Dean:
My Craig could sell sand to the desert.

Rebecca 'Becca' Hayton:
[about Justin] He kissed me in the middle of the classroom

Ben Davies:
Blimey, he's got some bottle for a 16-year-old, ain't he?

Rebecca 'Becca' Hayton:
He's 15...

Max Cunningham:
Simple but brilliant... just like OB.

Lee Hunter:
Oh, come on. OB could flog g-strings to nuns.

Dannii Carbone:
[about Zara] That girl could start an argument in an empty room!

Richard Taylor:
[shouts] Timber! [bits of wall crash down the stairs]

Justin Burton:
[about Becca] She thinks I'm too young.

Ali Taylor:
She's not wrong there.

Darlene Taylor:
[about Justin] You do have your uses, don't you?

Craig Dean:
[to Jack] Chill out, Daddy-o!

Frankie Dean:
[about a lavendar pillow] I've heard it's good for flatulence.

Ali Taylor:
What sort of film is this?

Justin Burton:
It's porn...!

Craig Dean:
Richard Branson didn't build up his fleets by helping his mum set the video...

Jack Osborne:
Craig Dean, you could sell snow to the Eskimos.

Tony Hutchinson:
[about Ali and Darlene] You're not surely suggesting we indulge them, are you?

Mandy Richardson Hutchinson:
Well, you should have thought of that before getting your kit off, shouldn't you?

Lee Hunter:
Do you really think going with all of Dan's mates will bring him back?

Lisa Hunter:
Thanks, Lee. Now I know how you really feel.

Steph Dean:
What did I get back? Nothing!

Frankie Dean:
I know, love. But your arm looks good...

Lisa Hunter:
I want you to get to know my family better.

Ben Davies:
I already know them!

Lisa Hunter:
Yeah, well, it's different now.

Jack Osborne:
If she's old enough to be in college then I'm Miss World.

Sam 'OB' O'Brien:
Then put your bikini on, Jack, 'cause she's doing media studies.

Stacey:
I'll see if I can get you a job at the salon.

Lee Hunter:
Thank you, I could kiss you right now!

Stacey:
Most men could - I'm gorgeous!

Stacey:
Can you make me one of those coffees?

Bella Manning:
Would that be with or without arsenic?

Stacey:
Oh, I don't mind as long as it's frothy!

Steph Dean:
[at Cameron's audition for a band] Cam can sing.

Declan:
I sing.

Steph Dean:
Yeah, well you might want a night off!

Declan:
Name me one band with two singers.

Steph Dean:
The Beatles.

Declan:
Apart from The Beatles.

Steph Dean:
Oasis. Oh, and Abba!

Declan:
Do we look like Abba?

Steph Dean:
Well, you could grow your beard a bit longer.

Liz Burton Taylor:
[screaming] Get off him! Why are you hitting my son?

Jacob 'Jake' Dean:
[to Becca, who is crying] Tell them what you've done! [silence] She's been having an affair. The lying b*tch has been having an affair!

Frankie Dean:
With who?

Darren Osborne:
Word of advice, Frankie, never apply to be on Mastermind.

Drag Queen:
[During the trivia quiz at Gay Night at the SU bar] Who is "the only gay in the village"?

Tony Hutchinson:
Dominic! I mean Daffyd!

Dominic Reilly:
I'm not gay, I'm a virgin!

Drag Queen:
Ooh darling, I hope you're saving yourself for me!

Sam 'OB' O'Brien:
[after he opens the freezer at Il Gnosh, which Dom & Tina are trapped in] Oh, sorry mate, I didn't mean to interrupt anything...

Dominic Reilly:
[embarrassed] Tina was just admiring my profiterole tower.

Sam 'OB' O'Brien:
Is that what you call it?

Tony Hutchinson:
[To a reporter at Jessica and Olivia's naked sit-in at Il Gnosh] This is nothing but a storm in a B cup!

Jessica Harris:
C cup!

I'm Mercedes McQueen,b*tch!

Mercedes McQueen:
l'm Mercedes McQueen b*tch