How to Rock

Molly Garfunkel:
[trying to help set up the tent] HOW CAN SOMETHING SO STUPID BE SO DIFFICULT?

Molly Garfunkel:
[tinkering with the stakes for the tent] Look at that! A nail's officially been chipped!

[tosses stakes on the ground]

Molly Garfunkel:
I'm done!

Stevie Baskara:
[impressed with Grace's camping knowledge] Oh, she's good!

Molly Garfunkel:
Yeah, it's freaky, right?

[Molly and Zander high five after he worked with manure]

Molly Garfunkel:
What's on your hand?

Zander Robbins:
I think both know the answer to that.

[Stevie snickers and covers her mouth]

Zander Robbins:
[after Molly disgustedly wipes her hand on him] This is a new shirt!

Molly Garfunkel:
Zander, you think Popular is a good song. Don't you?

[everyone directs their attention to Zander]

Zander Robbins:
It's not a song I would sing! Or listen too. But yeah, it's a good song!

Molly Garfunkel:
Ah! Insult wrapped in a compliment! I like it!

Zander Robbins:
Just doing my thing Baby!

Stevie Baskara, Grace King:
[to each other, simultaneously] WEIRD!

Kacey Simon:
Hey Willy! You're like Michael Jordan out there: OLD!

[gang yells in agreement, Zander imitates an old man with a cane]

Molly Garfunkel:
Yeah, I've seen less fowls on the Piazzas of Venice!

[gang looks confused and perplexed]

Molly Garfunkel:
You know, fowls? Like Pigeons?

[gang realizes what she meant]

Zander Robbins:
Oh! Pigeon Man!

Kacey Simon:
[to Molly] Highbrow smack! I like it!

[repeated line]

Molly Garfunkel, Grace King:
Perf Power! [the Perfs sigh and do their signature poses]

Kacey Simon:
These uniforms are terrible! We would actually look much better in smelly garbage bags!

Zander Robbins:
I would argue that smelly garbage bags would make us look worse.

Kacey Simon:
Fine, then it's a bet!

Stevie Baskara:
How is THAT a bet?

Kacey Simon:
I DON'T KNOW! I CAN'T THINK IN THESE CLOTHES!

Kacey Simon:
If one more person comes up to me and says Thanks A LOT for making us wear uniforms Kasey, I'm going to scream!

Girl:
Thanks A LOT for making us wear uniforms Kasey!

[Kasey proceeds to turn around and scream in the girl's face]

Stevie Baskara:
She wasn't kidding!

Zander Robbins:
No, that was real!