I Dream

students.:
Free the Avalon 5! Free the Avalon 5!

Professor Toone:
5? There's 6. Maybe we need a little less dancing and a bit more on the maths.

Felix:
Why do we get extra practice?

Amy:
Ollie said we need it. He said I was a walking disaster.

Felix:
That's not true.

Amy:
Thanks.

Felix:
Your a disaster sitting too.

Amy:
Thanks, I was beginning to forget how charming you were.

Patrick:
How would everyone describe Felix? Amy?

Amy:
I can't without using bad language.

Natalie:
Okay, so I'm gonna be the princess.

Amy:
I thought this was an acting exercise.

Natalie:
Oh, ha-ha. Well, if we're talking acting, why don't you play the mother? She's a nice woman.

Amy:
Actually, I do want to play the mother. I have a great idea for her solo.

Felix:
Why don't you just play the witch? You could save tons of money on make-up.

Amy:
A-hah.

Patrick:
[after the students are done doing push ups] Okay, now give me five more.

Ollie:
[to Felix] Five more what?

Felix:
Five more seconds until we push him off a cliff.

Patrick:
Do you have something to say, Felix?

Felix:
No, sir. I mean sergeant! I mean Patrick!

Natalie:
[after Calvin stomps away] What's eating him?

Frankie:
I don't know, but I think he's dyslexic.

Jay:
Now why would you use a word for people who find it hard to spell that's so hard to spell?

Ollie:
Jay, that's a haiku.

Amy:
So how do you know about it?

Felix:
Connections.

Amy:
Connections?

Felix:
Okay, I got the juice from a mate of a mate's dad, who's brother works in the same gym as Simon Cowell's hairdresser.

Amy:
Wow, you are connected! Just like I'm connected to the duck billed platypus.

Felix:
Are you always this sarcastic?

Amy:
Are you always this flirtatious?

Felix, Amy:
Yeah!

Natalie:
You don't need top brands. You need something that defines you, says who you are. I mean, who are you?

Calvin:
Uh, I'm Calvin!

Frankie:
Sounds like a designer label to me.

Felix:
So what happens now, Prof? Do we co-operate with the press or do the whole [puts sunglasses on] "No Comment, No Comment!" thing?

Professor Toone:
Yes... maybe...

Frankie:
Yea, but won't that just make them more curious about what your [puts sunglasses on] "No comment"-ing about?

Calvin:
Girls like to talk to each other, don't they?

Frankie:
No, Calvin, whenever boys aren't around we're completely silent.

Calvin:
Oh... right.

Khush:
Do you play tennis, Natalie?

Natalie:
Yup, British junior pro tour.

Amy:
You any good?

Natalie:
Let's put it this way, you don't get rank 17th best in Britain without a certain talent.

Felix:
17th best in Britain? That's no then.

Jay:
Ollie, Can't Daisy do this? She's been plaiting since the day since she was born.

Daisy:
Well not quite, I was bored for a few months.

Ollie:
What are you bothering with that weedy stuff for anyway? Felix has got to climb up it hasn't he? You need to plait this by 3'o clock. [Hands them tangled rope]

Jay:
Charming.