Jul på Vesterbro

Danny:
Why did you beat the scouts, dad? Did they sing again?

Stewart Stardust:
Child support? Isn't that money you get on the plane while on your way to Thailand?

Arne Nougatgren:
[Arne is coming out of Vivans bedroom, smoking] Stewart, this is not what it looks like.

Stewart Stardust:
You don't say? Because apparently it looks like you've just humped the love of my life

Arne Nougatgren:
Well, then... It is what it looks like.

Stewart Stardust:
[Danny is dressed up as Santa Claus and now he only needs his bag] Danny, get the old bag!

Danny:
Alright! Mom, dad want to talk to you!

Igor:
I am going to kill you in a very inventive way. I am going to pee in a paper cone, freeze it, remove the paper and stab you with my own ice-cold urine.

Arne Nougatgren:
So, Danny hasn't told you about me at all?

Stewart Stardust:
Not unless your name is Nikoline and you give one *hell* of a blowj*b. [laughs]

Arne Nougatgren:
...well, my name isn't Nikoline.

Danny:
Don't worry, dad, he's with me.

Stewart Stardust:
You don't say... that sounds unappealing, to put it mildly.