Sex can be a beautiful, sensual experience between a man and a woman who truly love each other and want to spend eternity together laying in each other's gentle embrace. Or it can be a dirty, filthy spank-fest in a bus station restroom shared by two anonymous consenting adults on a layover in Detroit and no one ever need know!
You know what we've gotta do? We've gotta get out of here!
To someplace safe.
Yeah, in the middle of nowhere.
In the dark woods and pouring rain.
Without any adult supervision or police protection anywhere in the vicinity.
I know just the place! It's been totally deserted ever since those dorky kids were dismembered.
Are you talking about band camp?
All right, listen. There are certain rules that you have to follow in a parody situation if you want to survive. Rule number one: exaggerate everything. Number 88: accept the ridiculous as logical.
Sexual sight gags, always funny.
And along with wacky sound effects...
And unlimited absurdity.
Remember: nothing is sacred.
You're forgetting, point out the obvious.
And finally, perpetually painful stereotypes.
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