Katts and Dog

Hank Katts:
[Often said through out the series] Go get 'em, Rudy!

Maggie Davenport:
Don't you think Hank would look good in this? [holding up purple shirt]

Stevie Katts:
Our Hank? You gotta be kidding! I ain't his style.

Maggie Davenport:
Well, maybe it's about time he changed his style. After all, a man can't go his whole life in just jeans, t-shirts, and uniforms! I'm buying it for him.

Stevie Katts:
Just make sure that it's returnable!

Hank Katts:
Why are you doing this to me?

Maggie Davenport:
To you? Who is the injured party here?

Hank Katts:
I'm just trying to help.

Maggie Davenport:
Well, I don't need your help. [turns to leave, then turns back] Hank... Take care of Stevie.

Maggie Davenport:
And I think what we have here is a failuar to communicate!

Captain Murdoch:
A dog is the best partner you'll ever have. A dog will never let you down. They don't get lazy, they don't take bribes, they don't get screwed up with booze or drugs or family problems. All they know is you, and protecting your rear and doing their jobs.

Hank Katts:
I want a human partner. I don't wanna go on a coffee break and talk about bones, fire hydrants and who could give flees.

Capt. Murdoch:
A dog is the best partner you'll ever have. A dog will never let you down. They don't get lazy, they don't take bribes, they don't get screwed up with booze or drugs or family problems. All they know is you, and protecting your rear and doing their jobs.

Hank Katts:
It's a big city... probably a whole lot bigger than Georgetown... probably a whole lot more job opportunities here. Some great schools... [Maggie smiles]

Stevie Katts:
Yes!

Hank Katts:
That's a nice dress. Have I seen you in that before?

Maggie Davenport:
Hank, I wear this dress all the time!

Hank Katts:
ell, you look very... feminine.

Maggie Davenport:
So do you.

Lou Adams:
Oh, now we're getting to the bottom of it! He's going out with your sister!

Hank Katts:
Sister-in-Law!

Lou Adams:
I think you're jealous!

Hank Katts:
What are you talking about?

Lou Adams:
well, she's not a blood relative. You can take her out yourself if you want to.

Hank Katts:
Forget it, Lou!

Lou Adams:
Hey, she even lives in the same house as you. You don't have to worry about taking her home at night...

Hank Katts:
You know Lou, Obviously, you and I aren't on the same intellectual wavelength at all here.

Stevie Katts:
Next time you make tuna salad, Uncle Hank?

Hank Katts:
Yeah?

Stevie Katts:
Leave out the anchovies.

Hank Katts:
Okay, let me see if I got this straight. Okay... last night... Maybe, last night... A spaceship lands at Cherry Beach. Two creatures hop out and itemize Sir Lancelot with their... blasters. Does anyone want coffee?

Maggie Davenport:
[Sitting at the kitchen table] Hank, can't you find somewhere else to eat?

Hank Katts:
Where? In the garage?

Hank Katts:
A naked woman doesn't just vanish!