Kaubôi bibappu: Cowboy Bebop

Spike Spiegel:
Whatever happens, happens.

Faye Valentine:
You know the first rule of combat? Shoot them before they shoot you.

Mad Pierrot:
Hello, gentlemen. I have come to take your lives.

Spike Spiegel:
Hunger is the best spice they say.

[the series' final line]

Spike Spiegel:
BANG.

[Session #8, during the Preview of Session #9:
Jamming With Edward]

Ed:
Ed will introduce Ed. Full name - Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th.

Spike Spiegel:
That's a long name.

Faye Valentine:
Who the hell's this?

Ed:
Ed made up that name for Ed, isn't it cool?

Spike Spiegel:
If you made it up, how can you be the 4th?

Faye Valentine:
Men are such idiots.

Ed:
Father person gone...

Ed:
Ed loves Piyokos.

Jet Black:
You think it's all right to leave them alone?

Spike Spiegel:
You worried about her?

Jet Black:
I just thought that she might let him go.

Spike Spiegel:
Does she have that much sympathy in her heart?

Jet Black:
Women as insistent as her tend to be the ones who get emotionally swayed by their exes.

Spike Spiegel:
Is that so?

Jet Black:
Women don't work on reason.

Vicious:
So you are finally awake. I told you before, Spike... that I am the only one who can kill you.

Spike Spiegel:
I'll return those words back to you, Vicious.

Vicious:
Either way, we were destined to end up like this.

Julia:
It's all... a dream...

Spike Spiegel:
Yeah... just a dream...

Vicious:
You should see yourself. Do you have any idea what you look like right at this moment, Spike?

Spike Spiegel:
What?

Vicious:
A ravenous beast. The same blood runs through both of us. The blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others.

Spike Spiegel:
I've bled all that kind of blood away.

Vicious:
THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?

Faye Valentine:
Why do you have to go? Where are you going? What are going to do, just throw your life away like it was nothing?

Spike Spiegel:
I'm not going there to die. I'm going to find out if I'm really alive. I have to do it, Faye.

Spike Spiegel:
Look at my eyes, Faye. One of them is a fake because I lost it in an accident. Since then, I've been seeing the past in one eye and the present in the other. So, I thought I could only see patches of reality, never the whole picture. I felt like I was watching a dream I could never wake up from. Before I knew it, the dream was over.

Jet Black:
Everything has a beginning and an end. Life is just a cycle of starts and stops. There are ends we don't desire, but they're inevitable, we have to face them. It's what being human is all about.

Jet Black:
I started wailing the blues when the doctor whacked my bottom on the day I was born.

Jet Black:
I'm Jet Black, 36 years old. I'm often told I don't look 36, but you shouldn't judge people based on appearances... or on how much hair they have.

Faye Valentine:
Survival of the fittest is the law of nature. We decieve or we are decieved. Thus, we flourish or perish. Nothing good ever happened to me when I trusted others. That is the lesson.

Faye Valentine:
I tell ya, instead of being alone in a group, it's better to have real solitude all by yourself.

Faye Valentine:
The past is the past and the future is the future. A man is a man and a woman is a woman. The present is the present. I am who I am and you are who you are. That's all there is to it. Does it really matter? Or do we just think it does?

Faye Valentine:
You told me once to forget the past, cause it doesn't matter, but you're the one still tied to the past, Spike.

Gren:
You said that you didn't need comrades, but I'm attached to that word... to the point of tears...

Julia:
It was raining that day as well.

Spike Spiegel:
And so you didn't come because of the rain?

Julia:
I was supposed to kill you. It was all set up. If I had, I would have been free.

Spike Spiegel:
So why didn't you? You chose to be hunted. Why?

Julia:
Why did you love me?

Vicious:
There's nothing in this world to believe in.

[Spike has destroyed a malfunctioning antique Betamax tape player]

Spike:
Most things get better when I kick them...

Spike Spiegel:
Hey, Jet, did you know that there are three things that I particularly hate?

Jet Black:
Really?

Spike Spiegel:
Kids... animals... and women with attitudes...

Jet Black:
Oh?

Spike Spiegel:
So tell me, Jet, why do we have all three of them neatly gathered in our ship?

[after finishing up her flashback to Ein]

Faye Valentine:
Spike! How long have you been listening for?

Spike Spiegel:
Too long. Your story needs editing.

Vicious:
And you will shed tears of scarlet.

Jet Black:
When you and I first met, you told me something. You said that you had died once, that you had seen death. Why can't you just let it go? Forget the past.

Spike Spiegel:
There was a woman, first time I'd found someone who was truly alive. At least, that's what I thought. She was... the part of me I'd lost somewhere along the way, the part that was missing, that I'd been longing for.

Jet Black:
So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?

Faye Valentine:
Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.

Jet Black:
I see.

Faye Valentine:
Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.

Spike Spiegel:
Uh, listen Jet. You said "bell peppers and beef." There's no beef in here. So you wouldn't really call it "bell peppers and beef," now would you?

Jet Black:
Yes, I would.

Spike Spiegel:
Well, it's *not*!

Jet Black:
It is when you're broke!

Ed:
Smoke smoke, Faye Faye. Puff puff, Faye Faye.

Jet Black:
Betrayal may come easily to women, but men live by iron-clad codes of honor.

Faye Valentine:
You really believe that?

Jet Black:
I'm trying to, real hard.

Spike Spiegel:
[muffled by bandages] You sing off-key.

[Faye gets mad, then decks Spike offscreen]

Frog:
This is the stairway to heaven. You know that, don't you?

Spike Spiegel:
Obnoxious little frog.

Ed:
Lesson! Lesson! If you see a stranger, follow him.

Vicious:
[Ballad of Fallen Angels, before Vicious and Spike fight] Angels that are forced from heaven have to become demons. Isn't that right, Spike?

bull:
Do not fear death. Death is always at our side. When we show fear, it jumps at us faster than light, but if we do not show fear, it casts its eye upon us gently and then guides us into infinity...

Spike:
[Julia is humming while reading the newspaper after taking care of Spike] [she doesn't know that he is conscious] Just like that... sing for me, please.

Spike Spiegel:
I'm not a criminal. Oh that makes me seem even more like a criminal, doesn't it?

[usual title card at the end of most episodes]

Title Card:
See You Space Cowboy...

[final title card of the series]

Title Card:
You're Gonna Carry That Weight.

Faye Valentine:
Maybe its his girlfriend.

Spike Spiegel:
'Fraid she's too young for that

Ed:
Hot dog bun, not too young.

Faye Valentine:
Maybe he has a thing.

Spike Spiegel:
She's too old for that.

Ed:
Oldey moldy, history mystery

Spike Spiegel:
Why do you kill off members of your own group,Whats the point of that?

Dr. Londez:
I am not forcing anything on anyone.

Dr. Londez:
They are merely practicing a faith they decided to believe in of their own free will.

Dr. Londez:
Tell me, Why do you think people believe in god ?

Dr. Londez:
Because they want to.

Dr. Londez:
It's not easy living in an ugly corrupt world.

Dr. Londez:
There is no certainty, nothing to hope for

Dr. Londez:
People are lost, so they reach out.

Dr. Londez:
Don't you get it ?

Dr. Londez:
God didn't create humans... No!, Its humans who created god

Cowboy Andy Von de Oniyate:
Let's have a toast to me, and my reflection in your lovely eyes.

Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivruski IV:
Hey Faye, what did you put that stuff on for?

Faye Valentine:
Beautiful skin can only be maintained by tireless efforts which are ultimately totally futile, understand?

Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivruski IV:
Mmmmmm, Yes! Futile! Useless!

Ed:
This is the father person!

Jet Black:
Huh? You mean your father?

Spike Spiegel:
You have a father?

Ed:
I think I know, I don't think I know, I don't think I think.

Spike Spiegel:
You think I'm Vicious? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT VICIOUS IS!

Ed:
Food food food food foody food food food food, do you have any, yes you don't, no you do.

Spike Spiegel:
At this point even Ein looks good enough to eat.

Jet Black:
There's nothing as pure and as cruel as a child.

Jet Black:
There's nothing as pure and cruel as a child.

Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivruski IV:
Faye Faye! Smoke smoke, Faye Faye! Puff puff, Faye Faye!

Ed:
Ahhh that's the wrong one.

Spike Spiegel, Jet Black:
Huh?

Ed:
You got a VHS.

Spike Spiegel, Jet Black:
Huh?

Ed:
It won't play Beta.

Spike Spiegel, Jet Black:
Huuuh?

Spike Spiegel:
Are you still in pain?

Jet Black:
[pause] Have you heard this story? A man injures his leg during the hunt. He's in the middle of the savannah, with no means to treat the wound. The leg rots and death approaches. The last minute he's picked up by an airplane. He looks down and sees a land of pure white below him, glistening in the light. It's the summit of a snow-capped mountain, the mountain is Kilimanjaro. As he gazes down he feels the life flowing out of him and he thinks, 'That's where I was headed...

Spike Spiegel:
And?

Jet Black:
I hate stories like that. Men only think about the past right before their death. As if they were searching frantically for proof that they were alive.

Anastasia:
It got a little chilly today.

Spike Spiegel:
Look at my eyes, Faye. One of them is a fake because I lost it in an accident. Since then, I've been seeing the past in one eye and the present in the other. So, I thought I could only see patches of reality, never the whole picture.

Faye Valentine:
Don't tell things like that. You never told me anything about yourself, so dont tell me now!

Spike Spiegel:
I felt like I was watching a dream I could never wake up from. Before I knew it, the dream was all over.

Spike Spiegel:
Ever heard this story?

Jet Black:
Huh?

Spike Spiegel:
There once was a tiger-striped cat. This cat died a million deaths, revived & lived a million lives, and he was owned by various people who he really didn't care for. The cat wasn't afraid to die. Then one day the cat became a stray cat which meant he was free. He met a white female cat & the two of them spent their days together happily. Well, years passed & the white cat grew weak & died of old age. The tiger-striped cat cried a million times, & then he died too. Except this time, he didn't come back to life.

Jet Black:
Yeah. That's a good story.

Spike Spiegel:
I hate that story.

Jet Black:
Huh?

Spike Spiegel:
I never liked cats, you know that.

Jet Black:
Oh yeah, that's right. [Spike and Jet begin laughing together]

Spike Spiegel:
That's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.

Spike Spiegel:
You're tense, I'm calm. You apply excessive force; I control that force through fluid motion. That means relaxing the whole body so it can react instantly without resistance-no, without thought. Do you see now? It means becoming like clear water.

Spike Spiegel:
You know better than anyone, without looking. He was a terrific guy. Exactly the person you thought he was.

Roco Bonnaro:
I wonder: If I had met you earlier in my lifetime, do you think that we would have been friends?

Jet Black:
[after Faye makes a mistake] Sh*t! Rotten babe!

Faye Valentine:
I heard that!