King Arthur and the Knights of Justice

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Arthur King:
Excalibur, be my strength!

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Arthur King:
I am King Arthur.

Lance, Sir Tone, Sir Breeze, Sir Trunk, Sir Wally, Sir Darren, Sir Gallop, Sir Brick, Sir Phil:
[with Sir Zeke and Sir Lug] And we are the Knights of Justice.

Arthur King, Lance, Sir Tone, Sir Breeze, Sir Trunk, Sir Wally, Sir Darren, Sir Gallop, Sir Brick, Sir Phil:
[with Sir Zeke and Sir Lug] We pledge fairness to all, to defend the weak, and vanquish the evil.

Merlin:
[opening narration] And then, from the fields of the future, a new king shall come, to save the world of the past.

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Queen Morgana:
Come, my viewing rock. Show me where my enemies are.

[first lines]

Sir Breeze:
It looks like Connecticut. It even smells like Connecticut. Man, I wish it was Connecticut.

Sir Zeke:
A curious phenomenon. Maybe there's an alteration in the chemical makeup of the chlorophyll, that manifests in a rapid coloration metamorphosis.

Sir Gallop:
Huh?

Sir Zeke:
Something in the leaves could be making them change colors fast.

Sir Gallop:
Right - I knew that.

Arthur King:
It's now time for Arthur King to go forward as King Arthur, once and for all.

Queen Morgana:
I want answers now. Who are you imposters?

Lord Viper:
We're the Knights of Justice and...

Queen Morgana:
Silence. Arthur and his knights are in the Cave of Glass. No one tries to make a fool of Morgana. Let them join Guinevere. A few years in the dungeon and you may decide to answer my questions.

Merlin:
I chose you athletes because you know how to overcome problems with new courage and strength. You would not walk off the playing field because of one bad moment, would you?

Merlin:
Trust in yourself. You are the king.

Arthur King:
And the king will take back what is his: his friends.

Arthur King:
[to the Dragon of Justice] Back to the shield, big guy.

Arthur King:
[chucking] Now why didn't I think of that? I'll tell ya why. In my time this only happens on TV.

Merlin:
On what?

Merlin:
Excalibur is your strength.

Merlin:
Excalibur is not just a "sword". Excalibur is the sword of good, Arthur. The sword of justice.

Arthur King:
I think I'm dreaming.

Merlin:
You're not. Come on, my boy, let's move. The most beautiful girl in the world is waiting for you.

Arthur King:
Dream or not, Guinevere, here I come.

Arthur King:
[of the cave to the hidden entrance] Dark and dirty. Just what I'd expect from Morgana.

Arthur King:
These bats aren't very gracious hosts. Nice place, but I don't think I'd wanna live here.

Arthur King:
Rats and bats - ugh. I'll bet they're Morgana's best friends.

Queen Guinevere:
Arthur. You *are* alive.

Lord Viper:
[in the doorway] But not for long.

Lord Viper:
Excalibur is only steel, and mortal humans are made of flesh and blood. You are made out of stone, Warlord Blackwing. Stone breaks steel every time. Stone can crush flesh.

Warlord Blackwing:
But his sword really is magical. It's harder than stone.

Queen Morgana:
Excalibur has strength, this is true. But you are *my* Warlords. Tell me what can a sword do against my magic?

Sir Trunk:
Oh, man, this place smells worse than Phil's sneakers.

Queen Guinevere:
It is the stench of evil you smell, Sir Trunk.

Lord Viper:
I'll skin the armor off your hide... And I will dip my fangs your blood.

Lady Elaine:
My queen, aren't the knights acting most strangely since their return?

Queen Guinevere:
No more strangely than my husband Arthur acts. He speaks and acts in ways that are not those of the Arthur I know. And yet my eyes see my Arthur and my heart knows how generous his heart is.

Merlin:
You have won the first victory. Still, it will be a long battle before you can free the kingdom and recover the Keys of Truth that will return you to your own time. But tonight is a night for celebration. I believe your terminology is "party on"?

Merlin:
I brought some friends who would love to meet you. I believe you call them, "cheerleaders".

Merlin:
For a long time I've had dreams of a new threat from a faraway land. Now that threat is here.

Sir Gallop:
Threat? Oh, yeah, well, I'm gonna teach them the meanin' of "threat" if they lay a hand on Katherine.

Merlin:
[his sneezes creates a cloud which forms a swarm of bats] Begone! Happens every time I'm not feeling well.

Merlin:
All the magic at my command and I still can't rid myself of a common cold.

Arthur King:
Don't feel bad, Merlin; even the doctors in my time haven't locked that one yet.

Sir Wally:
We'll take care of 'er for ya.

Sir Brick:
Yeah, don't sweat it, buddy.

Merlin:
It may well be something to sweat about, Sir Brick.

Katherine's father:
You smash those who cannot defend themselves, but take the time to thank an old man. You are curious, Chang.

Sir Wally:
After goin' up against UCLA at the Rose Bowl, nothin' shakes me.

Sir Brick:
Ohh, this is getting ridiculous.

Sir Wally:
I got a feeling it's about to get worse.

Sir Brick:
[sees the Warlords approaching with yells] Yeah? And I've got a feeling it's about to get even worser.

Sir Brick:
I'd almost take crammin' for final exams over this.

Sir Wally, Sir Trunk:
Almost?

Sir Phil:
[after Breeze throws him in the mud] Maybe learnin' judo wasn't such a good idea after all.

Sir Breeze:
Yo, Trunk, Gallup - you're next.

Sir Phil:
[laughing] Trunk... you're gonna love this.

Chang:
[stops Blackwing from going after Darren's messenger eagle] No. If the creature brings more knights it would only lead them to destruction.

Chang:
[seeing the Dragon of Justice] Is this more of Morgana's magic?

Warlord Blackwing:
No. The dragon belongs to Arthur.

Chang:
He is a powerful king to command such a beast.

Chang:
Chang will give the orders here.

Warlord Blackwing:
Then order the end of Arthur.

Chang:
A king at least deserves the respect to be heard.

Chang:
You fight well. It would almost sadden me to destroy you.

Arthur King:
Don't lose any sleep over it, Chang; it's not gonna happen.

Chang:
Honor is honor, whether between friends or enemies.

Arthur King:
It's a shame you're on the wrong side, Chang.

Chang:
There is only one side for me: my side.

Sir Breeze:
Man, I'm sure glad things are gettin' back to semi-normal around here.

Merlin:
I sneezed so many times I was thinking of turning my nose into a toad, just to be rid of it.

Sir Gallop:
I taught everyone in the village all about self-defense. [a slight motion from his horse causes him to fall off then rub his backside] But remind me never to show one of my girlfriends how to use judo again.

Lord Viper:
Fool, you battle us while your castle burns.

Arthur King:
You're the fool. Look, your Warlords are running away.

Merlin:
I understand. Your men need to do something to make them feel like knights.

Arthur King:
Yes, but there's more. If we're stuck here we wanna make the most of it. We're an offensive team. We want victory. We want glory.

Merlin:
[his stool he prepares to sit on keeps moving aside until he casts a spell on it] Now *stay still*.

Sir Breeze:
We're goin' into Castle Morgana to get a horse with a horn on its head?

Arthur King:
That horse with a horn on its head can help us find the Keys of Truth. And if we don't get it back, Morgana can make it help *her*.

Arthur King:
In the name of justice! Knights, attack!

Arthur King:
[riding off after besting the Warlords] And that's all she wrote.

Sir Breeze:
[his battering-ram canon scatters the Warlords] Yo, Trunk - ya ever think about takin' up bowlin'?

Queen Morgana:
There is no force on Earth that can defeat me in my own castle. The unicorn is what matters.

Arthur King:
[barging in with the knights] Exactly how we feel. This is *my* power. Excalibur, be my strength.

Queen Morgana:
[Trunk and Breeze grab her wrists to stop her spellcasting] Is this how you noble knights treat a lady?

Sir Wally:
Lady, you're no lady.

King Arthur:
Arthur King. Listen to me.

Arthur King:
Who said that?

King Arthur:
It is I, the true King Arthur.

Arthur King:
You... It's you speaking? We've gotta get you outta here.

King Arthur:
No, Arthur. It is not my time. You must save the unicorn. Don't believe what you see. Believe in Excalibur.

Unicorn:
I shall speak the word amongst all the animals of this land in hopes of helping you find the key. But something just as important has been found this day.

Arthur King:
Yes. A man has found his courage.

Sir Breeze:
Yo, Lug...

Sir Breeze, Arthur King, Sir Wally, Sir Trunk:
KNIGHTS, KNIGHTS, KNIGHTS! LUG, LUG, LUG! KNIGHTS, KNIGHTS, KNIGHTS! LUG, LUG, LUG, LUG! LUG, LUG, LUG!

Arthur King:
Tone, you and Darren went up against Grinlap before. You're in on this special team.

Sir Darren:
Uh... Lucky us.

Sir Darren:
Listen, I love the old guy, but you can get a headache trust tryin' to figure out what he's talkin' about.

Sir Tone:
What were you talking about reasoning with Grinlap?

Arthur King:
Hey, even Joe Montana doesn't throw a hundred percent.

Sir Darren:
I sure hope there's a phone around. I got a couple o'hundred ladies I gotta call.

Warlord Bash:
It seems Camelot will be inhabited only by idiots in this future world!

Warlord Bash:
[of the performer] This is not the Arthur we knew.

Lord Viper:
Perhaps he is king of this future Camelot.

Arthur King:
[a group run eagerly to shake hands with him and the knights] Nice to see the magic of Camelot still scored with the kids in the 1950s.

Sir Tone:
[by a funhouse mirror] You look like Phil.

Sir Darren:
You look like you've put on a couple of pounds yourself.

Warlord Bash:
[of the funhouse dummies which pop out] Is this how they defend their castle?

Arthur King:
[Chuckles after Tone ends up running into a funhouse mirror] It was a lot easier when we were kids.

Warlord Hammer:
[of the funhouse] Such a place can only come from the mind of Merlin.

Lord Viper:
Lay down your weapons or the child pays the price.

Annabelle's father:
Annabelle - you're going to be part of the show!

Annabelle:
Oh, goody-goody!

Barker:
[the knights try to persuade her to give them the prizes which are actually the keys] I don't care who are. I don't even care if you're the real King Arthur. I'm runnin' a business here.

Merlin:
Ohh, luck! Just dumb luck!

Lord Viper:
[appearing] I wouldn't say *just* luck, Viper.

[a spinning blade appears from his cloud of smoke and cuts the tree he and his Warlords are in]

Merlin:
[Awakens] I fear this nightmare is only just beginning.

Arthur King:
Lance and I will draw fire from the Warlord siege-line so you can slip past them.

Sir Trunk:
Uh, but how *you* gonna get past 'em?

Arthur King:
[Chuckles] That's easy. Dragon of the Shield, spread your wings.

Sir Trunk:
[It appears then lands, causing him to cough] Sorry I asked.

Arthur King:
[the Dragon of Justice lifts the wolf cart] Looks like you're going for a ride, Lucan.

[Lucan is flung off as it's spun around and it is a moment later; he chuckles]

Arthur King:
A very *short* ride.

Sir Trunk:
Oh, man, I'm glad Phil's not goin' with us. I dunno if this thing could hold.

Sir Trunk:
[laughs after the rope on Darren's side of the hang-glider snaps and he falls into a Castle Morgana] Leave it to Darren to find his way outta somethin'.

Queen Morgana:
Now how could you know that? No one knew but Lord Viper and myself. Merlin! Yes, he knows all and sees all. Too bad he cannot *do* all, and help you escape.

Lance:
There's - nothin' here.

Arthur King:
[pointing to his head] And nothin' up *there*.

Arthur King:
[to the monster] All right, pal - time for you to become sushi!

Queen Morgana:
Your first assignment will be to help us find and capture your friends, so they too can become Warlords.

Arthur King:
[from behind] I dunno about that last part, Morgana. But at least you won't have to make him look for us.

Arthur King:
[preparing to leave Castle Morgana] Sir Trunk, would you be so kind as to lower the drawbridge?

Sir Trunk:
[bowing] Uh, with pleasure, Your Majesty. [everyone laughs]

Squire Tyronne:
Maybe they've given up and run away.

Sir Phil:
Yeah, and maybe I'm gonna go on a light and healthy diet.

Queen Guinevere:
I fear my Arthur is no more.

Squire Everett:
If that were true, Majesty, Morgana would not have spared your life.

Queen Guinevere:
I hope you're right, Everett. I need to hope.

Squire Everett:
I'm sure, Majesty. King Arthur would never let us down, I know it.

Arthur King:
[to the Dragon of Justice] Get to work, partner.

Merlin:
Your faith in your success and cause may be the only thing to see us through.

Merlin:
You have no power in this room. There is too much good here. Feel the power of the good.

Merlin:
Leave this place where evil is not allowed.

Arthur King:
Let Guinevere go.

Queen Morgana:
As you ask, Arthur. [pushes her off the rampart]

Lance:
[after she tries to kill Guinevere] YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS, MORGANA!

Merlin:
.Unlike human beings, birds do not know how to lie.

Merlin:
Just as only Arthur could draw Excalibur from the stone, each knight must hold his own Key of Truth in his hand, and close to his heart.

Sir Gallop:
Hey, that key is gonna take us one step closer to home. I got ladies waitin' for me back there.

Sir Phil:
[laughs after Spike crashes into Axe] You two make a lovely couple.

Lord Viper:
This is your end.

Arthur King:
Wrong, Viper. It's only the beginning.

Arthur King:
[Phil's maces knock Viper off his mount and his saddle lands atop him] Maybe your horse can ride *you*!

Arthur King:
I'd like to believe you, but we've been fooled before. I'll need proof of your loyalty before we can trust you.

[the bird lands on Orin's shoulder singing]

Arthur King:
Merlin's falcon's trusts you; that's good enough for me.

Sir Phil:
I could eat a bull with the horns still on.

Orin:
Your Highness, I'll do what I can to help you find the key you seek.

Arthur King:
We must find it, and the others. Without them there is no future.

Kate:
But *you* are the future, the hope of all people.

Arthur King:
No man or woman is less important than another, Orin.

Arthur King:
Why help us?

King Kazak:
Well, you helped the farmer when we outnumbered him, then spared my life. Why should we not do the same for you, now that you're in the same position?

Lord Viper:
You should have sacrificed your knight, so *you* might live.

Arthur King:
This is life, Viper. Not a game of chess.

Lord Viper:
Chess, life; either way, you lose. Check. [knocks him from the saddle as he rides by so Atthur's held at swordpoint multiple times; laughing as he rides back] And now, checkmate. [the Warlords abruptly fall into the ground with yells] What's happening?

Arthur King:
Not all the pieces on *this* board can be seen.

Orin:
Let's get them!

Sir Phil:
Aw, the only thing you're gettin' is home.

Arthur King:
[cuts the rock in half with Excalibur] I've heard this sword has a thing about stones.

[first lines]

Merlin:
[voiceover] I am Merlin the Magician. The Camelot I have known is no more. Lord Viper and his evil Warlords ravage our land. Oh, when will our king return?

Merlin:
I have failed. At the moment when it seemed our King Arthur and his knights would bring fairness and good to the kingdom, Morgana used her magic to send them all into the Cave of Glass. She even took Queen Guinevere out of my hand. Now the evil Lord Viper and his Warlords can rule the kingdom. Good has been defeated.

Lady of the Table:
[after he slumps against it, the Round Table glows and she rises from it] You have not been defeated, Merlin. Good can still triumph.

Merlin:
How - can it when King Arthur and his knights are no more?

Lady of the Table:
Your magic is strong. Somewhere in the future are twelve good men, whose hearts are pure and strong enough to carry on the battle that King Arthur and his knights began. You only can bring them to our world. You only.

Merlin:
If these men exist, I will find them if I must search through all eternity.

Breeze:
Arthur is tough and drivin's his thing. Makin' sixty-yard touchdowns, he should definitely be king.

Tone:
Yeah. Let's hear it for Arthur King. Or as the sports-riders call him, Arthur *the* King.

Arthur King:
[laughing trying to get them to quiet down for the driver] All right, all right. Thanks, you maniacs; I appreciate it. But Lug's carrying the ball now so let's go easy on 'im.

Sir Phil:
Hey, give it up, Tone!

[catches the football and turns to him]

Sir Phil:
When you're carryin' the ball, Lug, are you the new backup quarterback?

[the other players laugh]

Merlin:
You are in what I believe you call the Middle Ages, Sir Brick. Exactly in the Round Table Room of Castle Camelot. I hope your journey wasn't too difficult.

Merlin:
Welcome, King Arthur.

Arthur King:
You got that backwards; it's, Arthur King.

Merlin:
I brought you here because Morgana has imprisoned King Arthur and his knights in the Cave of Glass. And no one but you can save the world from evil.

Sir Wally:
[laughing] Makes sense to me. What do you think, Brick?

Sir Brick:
Just the usual save-the-world stuff, no sweat. Is this Totally Hidden Video?

Merlin:
She is all that is good. She is the hope of our kingdom. She is beauty and love. She is...

Arthur King:
Guinevere.

Merlin:
She is your queen, Arthur.

Arthur King:
I'm going after her.

Lance:
Not without me, you're not.

Sir Zeke:
[the Round Table rises] Hm. It must be some kind of hydraulic device.

Warlord Bash:
Arthur has escaped the Prison of Glass. He lives!

Warlord Hammer:
Not for long.

Crislin:
The songs the people sing of King Arthur's courage are true.

Arthur King:
It is a risk, Lug, but just because it's only one person we're rescuing doesn't make it less important.

Sir Gallop:
Hey, Lug, you'd think it was a big risk even if we had a fleet of stealth bombers with us.

Crislin:
You already are invisible to everyone except your friends here, Sir Breeze.

Sir Breeze:
Man, could we have used *her* on the fourth in one play.

Arthur King:
I don't suppose you'd like to go with us, Everett.

Sir Gallop:
[He gasps] Ahh, no cavities. You can close your mouth now.

Sir Tone:
Come on board, future knight.

Crislin:
The monster agreed to release my father only if I would bring him you and Excalibur.

Arthur King:
Did you hear that, Excalibur? I think we have to teach this serpent a lesson.

Sea Serpant:
Nowhere to go, nowhere to hide.

Arthur King:
I hide from no one. Neither man nor beast.

Lord Rekis:
What good is saving me from the beast if I die of shame? King Arthur is all that is good in this world. If he perishes, then we all perish.

Arthur King:
Dragon of the Shield, your master bids you help him.

Sir Breeze:
Too bad the rest of these people don't have your courage.

Will:
Well, unlike me, they have either parents or children to worry about.

Arthur King:
As long as evil beings like the Warlords run fee in our world there will be no safe place. But if they know you're courageous and ready to fight, they will think twice before attacking.

Arthur King:
Sometimes out of a wrong something very good can come.

Sir Tone:
Man, Merlin, the way you that were throwin' those passes, you could've been a first-round draft pick.

Merlin:
Eh, yes, wh - why, thank you, Sir Tone.

Arthur King:
Oh, this place is as disgusting as I remember it.

Sir Brick:
Yeah. Morgana must've done her own decorating.

Sir Phil:
I hope you made this one the right size.

Sir Tone:
Don't worry. It's a double-extra-large. [after a moment of Phil's stare everyone laughs good-naturedly]

Sir Wally:
[of the monster] Lemme guess: Morgana's boyfriend.

Lord Viper:
[of his Warlords] Had they attacked your camp, you would not be here to fight this battle.

Merlin:
Success or failure lies in your own hands and in your own heart.

Merlin:
Nobody can destroy Morgana.

[first lines]

Lord Viper:
Over here, fools! Can't you see we battle Arthur?

Arthur King:
Good help's hard to find, Viper. Even in medieval times.

Lord Viper:
[knocking him back] The only help you're going to need is someone to carry you off the battlefield!

Arthur King:
It may be that I do have stay here forever, but I won't go on having my friends' lives at stake.

Arthur King:
Take it easy and do what Merlin says.

Sir Breeze:
Hey, I always listen to the team doctor.

Sir Zeke:
I-I am to read a message to Lord Viper in the presence of two of your bravest Warlords.

Lord Viper:
These be no ladies-in-waiting.

Lord Viper:
Tell him to meet me in the Valley of the Crater at morning. There I will battle him. There I will bury him.

Sir Zeke:
Yeah, well, I doubt you'll be burying Arthur but - i-if you so much as wound 'im, you'll learn that I'm no errand-boy because I'll come after you myself.

Arthur King:
[the others mutter among themselves but don't put fists on the Round Table] What's going on here?

Sir Breeze:
We're worried about ya.

Arthur King:
And I was worried about you when I saw Axe cut you down. The next time it could be worse.

Lord Viper:
Welcome to your tomb, Arthur!

Queen Guinevere:
[meeting him at the foot of the stairs after she senses what's happened in the battle] Lancelot - he's been hurt!

Lance:
[understanding] I heard you cry.

Sir Wally:
[to his shield's falcon] Let's hit it, bird. It's time for you to fly.

[it rises and wheels about calling]

Sir Wally:
Don't just hang there. Go find Arthur!

Sir Phil:
[summoning his shield's panther] Let's go, cat. Ya aren't gonna let some dumb bird show ya up, are ya?

Lance:
Hmm. One good cat deserves another...

[unleashes his shield's lion]

Merlin:
Your magic is like a child's plaything against my power.

Queen Morgana:
The ground you stand on shall consume you, old man. [causes the mountain to form into a stone dinosaur-like creature]

Merlin:
Back to the earth you came from.

Queen Morgana:
Merlin cannot do anything against our Warlords. They are from his own book of magic.

Sir Trunk:
[striking his wagon's wheel] Sorry, Lucan. I gotta go. But, uh, we gotta do this again real soon, ya know?

Merlin:
Your knowledge of medicine is astounding, Sir Lance.

Lance:
Well, it's good to have somethin' to fall back on, in case I don't make it to the pros.

Sir Breeze:
[the part of the cliff he's on crumbles, causing Wally and Brick to have to catch him] Wally, don't ever tease me about heights again.

Arthur King:
[narrowly missing a trap near the Purple Horde's camp] I'm starting to understand why doctors don't make house calls anymore.

Arthur King:
[of Merlin] He is a starnge one.

Merlin:
Oh, I was mistaken to split my bad side from the good in me.

Squire Tyronne:
Why are you doing this to me, Merlin? Why are you doing this?

Merlin:
Because, my boy, you're asleep.

Squire Everett:
Now what are you supposed to do?

Squire Tyronne:
This is the fun part. [flings the vials against the wall]

Nilrem:
Good. Now it's just you and me.

Merlin:
[summons a hydra] And a few of my friends.

Sir Tone:
Man, those fireworks are helpin' 'em read our defense.

Sir Phil:
What defense?

Sir Breeze:
It's about time.

Sir Lug:
[of the loaded catapult] *You* try luggin' this thing up the stairs!

Sir Phil:
This is better'n a burger.

Arthur King:
You did it, Breeze.

Sir Breeze:
Hey, this kid didn't win an engineering scholarship 'cause he doesn't know his stuff.

Sir Phil:
We'll come back for ya, man! [flies off with Tone]

Sir Gallop:
Yeah... Assumin' there's somethin' to come back *for*.

Sir Tone:
[after they're shot down] Oh, you know somethin', Gallup? We gotta work on our landings, man.

Sir Breeze:
[of Merlin's created image] Yo, man, this is better than 3-D!

Sir Breeze:
What's this stuff about never comin' outta the castle alive?

Merlin:
I said no man. But you are no ordinary men.

Merlin:
No matter what happens, remember that should you so much as look at the creature, its ugliness will turn you to dust.

Sir Brick:
[laughs at Wally] Sounds like that blind date you fixed me up with for Valentine's Day.

Sir Wally:
Hey! She had a nice personality.

Sir Wally:
Seasickness is all in your head.

Sir Brick:
Yeah? Tell my stomach that.

Sir Wally:
[after helping him over the ledge he hangs off] Brick, you gotta go on a diet.

Sir Brick:
You're tellin' me.

Sir Tone:
Man, a castle without a drawbridge. Heh! I tell you, that's one way to keep out door-to-door salesmen.

Arthur King:
[after fighting the dragon] Good scrimmage out there, guys.

Sir Wally:
Yeah, but my rotator cuff's killin' me. We gotta have Tone build us a jacuzzi.

Sir Wally:
Take me to Lord Viper.

Warlord Hammer:
Exactly our plans, knight.

Warlord Hammer:
I bring you this knight as a present.

Sir Wally:
[flings Hammer who impacts Blackwing in his flight up so both fall with yells] And that's the name of *that* tune.

Sir Wally:
We gotta pull a hurry-up offense.

Merlin:
A "hurry-up offense", Sir Wally?

Sir Wally:
Arthur'll explain it to you.

Sir Wally:
[the knife he was communicating with him through earlier glows as he approaches a door] Yeah, yeah, Merlin. I get the message. Excalibur's in there.

Sir Wally:
[to Excalibur] I know I'm not Arthur, but work with me, OK?

Sir Wally:
[chuckles after Morgana has been enveloped in a coil of smoke she can't escape] You gotta do somethin' about that cough.

[last lines]

Merlin:
I believe you have proved yourself to be a defender of the first order.

Arthur King:
Merlin, you're not tellin' us anything we don't already know.

Sir Breeze:
Papa always told me never to run into a burning house.

Sir Phil:
Maybe it's a barbecue. I'm starvin'.

Arthur King:
If there's even a chance for peace we've gotta take it.

Sir Phil:
Potato chips and popcorn, here I come!

Sir Breeze:
Man, it sure feels weird going into this valley knowing those turkeys aren't waiting for us.

Sir Phil:
Turkeys? Now *that's* what I want when we get back to Camelot!

Arthur King:
My - my sword!

Merlin:
It's trying to tell you that which *I* should have known!

Arthur King:
[He lands in a mud hole] Perfect, Viper, you're right where you belong.

Lord Viper:
Arthur, you will never see the inside of Camelot!

Arthur King:
It's you who will never see it again, Viper. This I swear.

[last lines]

Arthur King:
You acted with courage, as true knights should.

Merlin:
[running in] Ah! Let me at them! I'll turn them into toads! I'll put a spell on you! I'll - I'll...

Queen Guinevere:
[as the squires run out] Merlin, whatever is the matter?

Merlin:
Those two - have broken half the potions and magical apparatus in my workshop!

[aims a blast of energy at them running from the doorway they were hiding in; the knights laugh]

Queen Guinevere:
I believe the squires are not showing such courage now, my lord.

Arthur King:
[chuckling] No. Now they're showing wisdom.

Arthur King:
We're his only hope, Lance.

Lance:
Then he's got nothing to worry about.

Lady Elaine:
Stop! You cannot go, Sir Darren!

Sir Darren:
What, d-did we have a date or something?

Sir Breeze:
[laughs after creating the wall of bricks that he runs into and struggles to rise from the remains of] What're ya doin', Hammer? Tryin' to invent a new dance?

Warlord Lucan:
My wolf hungers for a taste of you - imposter!

Arthur King:
[cuts off one then the other tow of his vehicle's teeth with Excalibur] Your wolf's gonna be on a liquid diet for a while, Warlord Lucan.

Merlin:
Each man must face danger in his own way. And there comes a time when one must learn on one's own.

Squire Everett:
Uh - maybe I should - should, uh... stay back here, and... uh...

Arthur King:
And guard the trees?

Arthur King:
There's two-dozen warlords outside and only one dragon upstairs. I'll take my chances with the dragon.

Sir Darren:
[caught about to fall off the tower] Nice save, Brick.

Sir Brick:
[Chuckles] No charge, buddy.

Arthur King:
Think you can make us a hang-glider frame, Tone?

Sir Tone:
[Unleashes his armor's hammer and chisel] Hey, with these I could build you the Brooklyn Bridge in half an hour.

Warlord Hammer:
[Arthur, Darren, Tone, Brick, and Everett hang-glide off] What manner of sorcery is this?

Merlin:
Now unless you want me to turn you into a toad, I would suggest you leave here immediately!

Sir Darren:
C'mon, eagle - ya gotta fly. [his shield's emblem comes to life and hovers overhead singing] Well, don't just stand there - get to work!

Arthur King:
[laughs watching him being dragged off yelling by his horse whose leg Arthur tied his greave too] I think the word is "Whoa", Viper!

Arthur King:
[Gets picked up by Darren's eagle heading to the others and Valor] Sorry, Blackwing, but I don't wanna miss my flight home.

Queen Guinevere:
A lesson learned late is still a lesson learned, my king. And my heart sings now that you are safely back in Camelot. [kisses Arthur, causing him to blush and the others to cheer]

[last lines]

Lady Elaine:
I'm glad not all my dreams about you are so unpleasant as that one was.

Sir Darren:
I think we were talking about a date the last time we spoke?

Lady Elaine:
Guinevere has planned a ball this night to celebrate your return.

Sir Darren:
And I can't think of anyone I'd rather dance the night away with.

[first lines]

Sir Breeze:
I don't mind helpin' damsels in distress and fightin' fire-breathin' dragons and goin' up against Warlords, but I am *not* goin' on another mission to help those Swamp People!

Lance:
Hey, we pledged an oath to help all subjects of the kingdom, Breeze. The Swamp People included.

Sir Breeze:
Yeah? If someone really wants to help 'em, they'd bring 'em some deodorant.

Sir Breeze:
Someone's got to do somethin' about makin' these saddles more comfortable.

Warlord Lucan:
What good is your pure heart now, Lancelot? At last, the end of Arthur's most faithful knight!

Warlord Axe:
Never have I seen a knight fight like this.

Lord Viper:
Yes. He has the fury.

Warlord Axe:
How does one fight a knight when he's like this?

Lord Viper:
One does not.

Sir Breeze:
I'll get you for this, Viper! I'll get you for Lancelot!

Arthur King:
We're thankful *you* made it through the Warlords' siege-line, Breeze.

Sir Breeze:
Man, there's nothin' to be thankful for tonight.

Merlin:
[placing a wreath of flowers on Lance's divan] From Guinevere and Lady Elaine. To a noble knight who will be greatly missed. Yet somehow I still feel his spirit. Almost as if he isn't really gone.

Sir Breeze:
The cliff... It was a fifty-foot fall. No one could've survived it. Not even Lancelot.

Queen Morgana:
To have a Lancelot who does not remember who he is in our midst is a rare opportunity.

Queen Morgana:
Your twin brother Sir Lancelot was one of Arthur's knights. When he could no longer stand Arthur's evil, he left for a distant land. Our plan was to have you ride to Camelot and pretend you were Sir Lancelot.

Lance:
What was I to do in the castle?

Queen Morgana:
Two nights after you are back in Arthur's confidence, you will lower scaling ropes from the castle's battlements, disable their defenses and lower the drawbridge so we can enter.

Lord Viper:
[chuckling] I know you will not let you queen down, Sir William. Or should I say, Sir Lancelot.

Sir Breeze:
[enters with the others to find him with his sword raised before the Round Table] That's Lancelot for ya - always practicin'. [the others laugh]

Sir Brick:
We're gettin' it from both sides.

Sir Wally:
Well, then, let's start *givin'* it to both sides!

Queen Guinevere:
Arthur, it is no secret that I feel you and the Knights of Justice have - somehow changed. Not for the worse. Truth be told, there are many things about this change in you that please me.

Lance:
Arthur needs you in the throne room. Ah - I'll take your place.

Sir Tone:
I'm sure getting sick of these stairs.

Arthur King:
Either you put your fist on the table and say the oath with us, or you won't have a fist left.

Lady of the Table:
See that your sword and Viper's cannot touch, any more than good can touch evil. Feel your own good.

Lance:
Viper. What're you doing here?

Arthur King:
Don't worry about *why* he's here; let's just get 'im out.

[first lines]

Lord Viper:
This is where your battle ends, Sir Tone.

Sir Tone:
It ends only when I've beaten you, Viper!

Merlin:
There are few powers stronger than the love of one's parents.

Arthur King:
[Valor knocks Hammer down] I'd love to stay and horse around, Hammer, but we've got work to do.

Sir Tone:
What is that thing?

Arthur King:
Excalibur, be my strength! You mean what *was* that thing?

Arthur King:
We've gotta go, Tone.

Tone's Dad:
But you just got here.

Sir Tone:
I can't explain, Pop. You just got to trust me.

Tone's Dad:
[gripping his shoulder] Where are you going? What's this all about?

Sir Tone:
Do you trust me, Pop?

Tone's Dad:
I - I always have.

Warlord Slasher:
What is this place?

Lord Viper:
It matters not, Slasher. A battlefield is a battlefield.

Warlord Blackwing:
Oh, and you've chosen me, Lady Morgana.

Lord Viper:
The honor will quickly turn to shame if you fail.

Arthur King:
What kind of kingdom is it where the life of one boy isn't important enough to risk one's own life?

Arthur King:
The way Merlin tells it, this Zug creature is half-rhinoceros, half-porcupine.

Sir Wally:
[laughs] Sounds like one o'the girls Brick used to date.

Sir Tone:
Anything for that kid.

Warlord Hammer:
Did you think you'd lure us all away so easily?

Arthur King:
It was worth a try...

Lord Viper:
Impossible! No rope can be strong.

Arthur King:
Seeing's believing...

Lord Viper:
How can you be so certain he will fly to the Swamps of Zagar?

Arthur King:
Because Merlin has a chosen a man to replace the true King Arthur who is very close to the king in nature. He will risk all to save the one who is injured, because he knows the potion was meant for him

Lord Viper:
Before I'm through he'll wish *he* was hit by the potion instead.

Sir Tone:
[of the swamp] Reminds me of that mud-bowl we played at last year.

Lady Mary:
Mud bowl? How could you eat out of it? [the knights laugh]

Sir Tone:
Well, I think old Tone here is gonna have to teach you a lesson. [the Delecta rears up] Maybe we'll do that lesson tomorrow.

Sir Tone:
[attacking the Delecta] That's what you get for picking on people smaller than you.

Queen Morgana:
How could three knights do such destruction to my Warlords of stone?

Lord Viper:
*With* stone, my queen.

Sir Tone:
Hey, I'm with ya, Arthur. But those puppies take time to build.

Arthur King:
Then get to work, buddy. Build 'em and we'll roll to Morgana's castle and knock her and the Warlords out of the game for keeps.

Sir Tone:
Hey, you got it, partner.

Queen Morgana:
"Puppies"?

Lord Viper:
Sir Tone called Arthur his, "partner". Do they now share Camelot's throne as joint kings?

Lord Viper:
If Sir Tone builds more of the weapons as Arthur orders...

Queen Morgana:
He shall. But he will build them for *me*.

Sir Tone:
Morgana, queen of the dark. Queen of my heart.

Sir Tone:
If Sir Tone builds that catapult for Morgana, all Camelot will be in jeopardy. Yet none more than Sir Tone. Once she has learned how to build the device, she will have no further use for him.

Lord Viper:
And now that your work is done, so are you.

Sir Trunk:
[after his electrically-charged spear stopped Axe's attack] Thanks, buddy.

Sir Darren:
No charge, partner.

Sir Trunk:
[Lucan is destroyed] I think you're out for the rest of the season.

Lord Viper:
You may have won a battle, but the war goes on.

Arthur King:
[Darren hits his horse's leg with an arrow, causing it to gallop off] Not today, it doesn't.

Sir Phil:
[Of the villagers] They're not exactly cheerleaders, but it's nice to know they care.

Arthur King:
[causing Phil to laugh] I just hope they've got enough food on hand. They don't know what they're getting into inviting *you* to the feast.

Queen Guinevere:
Now can we please relax and have a pleasant day?

Arthur King:
Relax? Whoa. This is gonna take some getting used to.

Squire Tyronne:
My name will be *Sir* Tyronne before this day is through!

Squire Everett:
[Loses his balance, causing Tyronne on his shoulders and his sword to fall against what they're pretending is a knight they're fighting] You're name's going to be Mud when Sir Lug sees the scratches on that armor.

Squire Tyronne:
Why worry about tomorrow when we're lords of the castle today?

Squire Everett:
Good point, brother knight.

Warlord Blackwing:
I taste victory, Hammer.

Warlord Hammer:
And I smell the young squires.

Queen Guinevere:
Arthur...

Arthur King:
[sighs] You're right - here I am at a celebration and all I can do is imagine terrible things happening back at the castle.

Queen Guinevere:
They are only that: imaginings.

Arthur King:
All I'm going to think about for the rest of this day is you.

Lady of the Table:
I can only help you so much. You must reach within your hearts to find courage.

Arthur King:
One of us has a better chance of getting through than all of us.

Lance:
Two, you mean. You're not goin' alone, Arthur.

Queen Guinevere:
Be careful, Arthur.

Arthur King:
[clasps her shoulder] Always.

Arthur King:
Easy, boy... Easy... Just - get us out of here and we'll never doubt you again.

Arthur King:
We'll have to trust in the power of the good.

Warlord Axe:
Prepare for pain!

[first lines]

Queen Morgana:
What a pity. Merlin lost his book of magic and I found it.

Sir Breeze:
How do you fight this guy?

Lord Viper:
You don't. You can't! [laughs]

Arthur King:
Try telling that to Excallibur!

Merlin:
If only Morgana hadn't stolen my book of magic. This copy I borrowed from Zakor the wizard is incomplete.

Sir Trunk:
We got enough firepower here to bring down a tank battalion.

Sir Phil:
Well, if he shows up tonight, I'm gonna nail 'im. Then celebrate with a midnight snack.

Lord Viper:
Trickery. That is the only way you can win your moment.

Arthur King:
Hey. A win is a win.

Queen Morgana:
I knew they would try something.

Warlord Blackwing:
But what?

Queen Morgana:
The unexpected, of course.

Arthur King:
[Viper leaves screaming in pain] Ask Morgana to help you. I won't.

Man:
Admitting you don't understand something is the first step to learning. The only thing that's not smart is trying to pretend you know everything.

Merlin:
[to the creature which crawled out of one his books] Sorry. I forgot you were in there.

Squire:
Where do you want this wood?

Sir Wally:
[aside] Check this out, Brick. [aloud] Drop it anywhere. [relieved, the squires do - on Lug's feet, causing him to hop around yelling in pain while Wally and Brick clap in rhythm laughing and Tone grins] Yeah, Lug. Go, buddy. You got the beat.

Queen Guinevere:
And what, pray tell, is this device?

Arthur King:
Oh, a little something Sir Tone's whipping up to help us enjoy... Camelot's recreational facility.

[shares a wink with Lance]

Queen Guinevere:
Arthur, I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about. But then I rarely do as of late.

Arthur King:
Guys, you all know what getting that key means to us.

Sir Phil:
Yeah. It means we're one step closer to makin' it home to the land of cheeseburgers and fries.

Merlin:
Powers That Be, I call upon thee. To help Arthur pass this trouble, make he and his knights a double.

Sir Tone:
You know, sometimes that old coot gets on my nerve. But I gotta give 'im credit, he's some kind of magician.

Sir Tone:
Man, I knew all the time I spent watching Jacques Cousteau on TV was gonna pay off someday.

Sir Tone:
Hey - what the mind can conceive, the body can achieve.

Lord Viper:
Morgana was right. The knights *are* here.

Sir Wally:
You said it, Viper. [charges with Brick]

Lord Viper:
Lucan - take him.

Sir Wally:
The only thing you're taking is this. [throws his knives]

Queen Morgana:
Arthur and Lancelot walking underwater? Yet - I feel no power of magic at work. How can they manage this feat?

Arthur King:
[after forcing him to jam his sword in a tree] I'll show you how it's done, Viper.

[cuts it with Excalibur so it falls toward him]

Arthur King:
[dragged off from chasing Viper and the Warlords by Tone and Lug] NOOOOOO! You can't escape! [breaks free and stumbles off to sink to his knee] Not after what he did to Lance.

Merlin:
Follow the light, Sir Lance. Follow the light of good.

Lance:
[to his lion] Emblem of the shield, I call upon you!

Lord Viper:
AH! THE LIGHT!

Lady of the Table:
It is the light of good, Lord Viper. A light you cannot look at.

Lance:
[uncovering his eyes after the initial flash] Ohh. It's... it's beautiful.

Lady of the Table:
Come to the light, Sir Lance. Come back to us. Arthur and the Knights of Justice need you.

Lance:
I - I, found the Key of Truth.

Lady of the Table:
Then you know truth. Then you know me.

Lance:
[whispering as she extends her arms for him] Wow...

Merlin:
He's been to a place few have been. The heart of Camelot. The bedrock upon which the castle was built. The pure source of goodness from which its power flows.

Merlin:
Thank you, Sir Lance. But all that this key means is nothing compared to what you have known. You have looked into the face of good, and it has smiled back at you. Truly, you are blessed among men.

[last lines]

Lance:
I have seen the face of truth, and the face of lies. I know now, even if we find our way back home, I'll never stop being a Knight of Justice.

Sir Gallop:
Hey, Darren, you're startin' to sound like you *belong* in the sixth century. [everyone laughs]

Lady Elaine:
Take my hand.

Sir Gallop:
O-hoo. Anytime, anyplace.

Sir Gallop:
[to his shield's Cerberus] C'mon, you four-legged mischief-maker, you've got digging to do.

Queen Morgana:
Now you shall taste my magic.

Merlin:
[Appears] Do this, and you shall taste the frozen wasteland of nothingness for all time, Morgana.