Lamb Chop's Play-Along

Lamb Chop:
[admiring a baby chick] Why is it going "cheep cheep"?

Shari Lewis:
Well, would you rather it went "expensive, expensive"?

Lamb Chop:
Is that a joke?

Shari Lewis:
I guess not.

Lamb Chop:
Little Boy Blue, come blow your nose...

Lamb Chop:
[Shari removes Lamb Chop's headphones] What happened to the band?

Shari Lewis:
Hey!

Lamb Chop:
Oh, hi, Shari. What's up?

Shari Lewis:
What's up? All the neighbors.

Lamb Chop:
Huh?

Shari Lewis:
Do you know they can hear you all over town?

Lamb Chop:
Is that a new song by The Slobs?

Shari Lewis:
Go sing outside!

Lamb Chop:
But that's not fair! I was here first!

Charlie Horse:
No. I'm the oldest; *I* was here first!

Shari Lewis:
Did you ever wish upon a star?

Lamb Chop:
I once asked Mr. Rogers for his autograph.

Lamb Chop:
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle... [curls up left arm]... and here is my... [curls up right arm the same way]... oh darn, I'm a sugar bowl.

[Charlie Horse is training Hush Puppy to fight against a bully. Hush Puppy is lifting weights]

Charlie Horse:
C'mon higher! Higher! Higher!

[Hush Puppy falls forward and drops the weights]

Hush Puppy:
Are you sure that Arnold Schwarzeneger started like this?

Lamb Chop:
Our next song is going to be... [starts singing] Yankee Doodle went to town on a horse named Maxi, but Lamb Chop always got there first because she took a taxi!

[said every time Lamb Chop wishes to hear a story of her babyhood]

Lamb Chop:
[dreamily] Tell me about when I was a baby... I was a baby...

[upon discovering that Lamb Chop has the hiccups]

Shari Lewis:
How do you get rid of the hiccups?

Lamb Chop:
Oh! When I get the hiccups, I can ne - *hic* - ever get rid of them!

Charlie Horse:
Lamb Chop...

[Charlie Horse screams at Lamb Chop, and Lamb Chop screams in shock]

Lamb Chop:
Whatever were you doing?

Charlie Horse:
I was trying to scare the hiccups out of you.

Lamb Chop:
You scared the daylights out of me! My hiccups are still fine, thank you. *Hic*

Shari Lewis:
Lamb Chop...

Lamb Chop:
Don't fool around!

Shari Lewis:
I'm not going to touch you! Oh, I know what to do! [to Lamb Chop] Look the other way. Now, don't listen.

[Lamb Chop looks the other way]

Shari Lewis:
Now, Charlie Horse, what you have to do is...

[Lamb Chop looks back at Shari]

Shari Lewis:
Don't listen!

[Lamb Chop looks away again]

Shari Lewis:
What you have to do is look at her, and make a horrible face, and you'll scare the hiccups out of her.

Charlie Horse:
Okay, I'll do it. Lamb Chop?

[Lamb Chop screams]

Charlie Horse:
I didn't make a horrible face yet!

Lamb Chop:
Oh! I couldn't tell!

Charlie Horse:
[singing before the Comedy Barn segments] If ever you're at bat and you can feel yourself begin to choke - just step out of the box, *straighten* your socks, and tell yourself a *joke*!

Lamb Chop:

Mary has a little lamb. She ate it with mint jelly. And, everywhere that Mary went, the lamb went in her belly.