Homer Simpson:
Get in, I've got candy

Groundskeeper Willy:
Eat tractor!

Krusty the Clown:
Now that's comedy!

Chief Wiggum:
Can you take me home? My police car was stolen.

Mr. Burns:
I'll be watching you.

Homer Simpson:
You drive like I think... slowly!

Groundskeeper Willy:
Get ready for some Big Willy Style!

Quimby:
Stop, you idiot!

Moe:
Stop the car, or I'll punch you in the neck!

Apu:
Stop, you crazy driver!

Apu:
Your speediness will be rewarded in the next life.

Krusty the Clown:
There goes another lawsuit!

Krusty the Clown:
Hey-hey! Get in the car and shut up!

Marge:
An Indian cab driver? Now I've seen everything!

Krusty the Clown:
Ow, my shoes!

Milhouse:
I feel barfy!

Marge:
Move your keister mister.

Chief Wiggum:
Ow! Sat on my gun.

Groundskeeper Willy:
Aii, I got to go to Skinner's. He's making me hose off his mother.

Milhouse:
Take me home please. I've got to recover from a wedgie.