Simpsons: Road Rage 
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Homer Simpson: Get in, I've got candy
Groundskeeper Willy: Eat tractor!
Krusty the Clown: Now that's comedy!
Chief Wiggum: Can you take me home? My police car was stolen.
Mr. Burns: I'll be watching you.
Homer Simpson: You drive like I think... slowly!
Groundskeeper Willy: Get ready for some Big Willy Style!
Quimby: Stop, you idiot!
Moe: Stop the car, or I'll punch you in the neck!
Apu: Stop, you crazy driver!
Apu: Your speediness will be rewarded in the next life.
Krusty the Clown: There goes another lawsuit!
Krusty the Clown: Hey-hey! Get in the car and shut up!
Marge: An Indian cab driver? Now I've seen everything!
Krusty the Clown: Ow, my shoes!
Milhouse: I feel barfy!
Marge: Move your keister mister.
Chief Wiggum: Ow! Sat on my gun.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aii, I got to go to Skinner's. He's making me hose off his mother.
Milhouse: Take me home please. I've got to recover from a wedgie.
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