Sir Henry:
Generally speaking, if I've eaten something I don't want to see it again.

Sir Henry:
I never met a man I didn't mutilate.

Sir Henry:
If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.

Sir Henry:
If a thing is worth doing, it is worth forcing someone else to do it.

Florrie:
My dear Henry, if dirty fingers were trumps, what a splendid hand you'd have.