Million Dollar Critic

Giles Coren:
Chefs should never be drunker than I am. That's just showing off.

Giles Coren:
[about eating seal] I think it tastes like death. It tastes like a small hornge of the devil's ass.

Giles Coren:
Never trust a chef smarter than you are. Of course, I very rarely have that problem.

Giles Coren:
[about eating tongue stew] It's delicious, but at the same time I want to be sick.