Ojamajo Doremi

Doremi:
Darn it! Why are you up?

Pop:
(half-asleep) Why are you up so early? In love with another boy?

Doremi:
Th-th-th-that's not it! I just got something to do at school.

Pop:
(fully awake) That's a little kid lie.

Doremi:
(thinking to herself) 'My name is Doremi Harukaze. Every morning my parents have a civil war...and my little grade school sister thinks she's a high schooler.'

Doremi:
I'm simply the unluckiest bishoujo (pretty girl) in the world.

Doremi:
(to herself) 'Again the same story repeats itself.'

[After Doremi messes up in class]

Kotake:
It had to be 'Dumb-Err-Eeek.'

Doremi:
It's not 'Dumb-Err-Eeek.', my name is 'Doremi'.

Kotake:
Oh? 'Dummy bee'?

Doremi:
DO-RE-MI!!!

Kotake:
(singing) Dumb-Err-Mi-Fa-So-Re-Mi-Reeee.

Doremi:
(thinking) 'Witches hate kids...and can always detect them using...their big noses.'

Majorika:
How dare a brat like you....DO THIS TO ME!!!

Majorika:
The training to become a witch is really brutal. I am going to put you through a living hell.

Doremi:
(cheery) That's fine with me.

Majorika:
She's clueless.

Doremi:
Pirika Pirilala Popolina Peperuto!