T.J.:
I think your sweetheart's been taking too many diet pills.

The Driller Killer:
I can't get no... satisfaction!

Courtney:
Do they always make that much noise?

Sally:
The more they do it the louder they get. Practice makes perfect.

Sally:
My face it turning into one big pimple!

Courtney:
Sally, I don't see a thing.

Sally:
You may not see it but its there. There's one, its just lurking below the surface.

Amy:
What's wrong?

Courtney:
My... burger's... weird.

Sally:
The weirdest things are happening to my face! I've got the fastest growing zit I have ever had in my entire life! I mean, look at this thing! Isn't this the grossest thing you've ever seen? I need to get some more "Oxy 10". It hurts like hell.

Matt:
I'm gonna go call the cops.

Sheila:
Ohh, God. Anybody got any tranqs?

The Driller Killer:
Let's BUZZZZZ!

Mr. Damnkids:
Damn kids!

Sally:
Sheila, be careful... Who knows who's out there.

Amy:
what were you looking at?

Courtney:
A dead bird

Amy:
YEEEECH... you are so weird sometimes.