Power Rangers S.P.D.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Be on the lookout for an intergalactic bank robber.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
That's it? No picture of the perp?

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Well, is he white or red? Is he black or blue? Is he furry or scaly, three arms or two?

Jack Landors:
It's rude to sniff other people's dogs without permission.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
[as the guys speed past them] Why do they get the fast bikes?

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
It's a trade-off. They get the speed; we look good.

Diane:
Am I under suspicion?

Bridge Carson:
Well, not unless you can slice something metal and concrete using your bare hands.

Bridge Carson:
You may be able to fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, and some of all the people all some of the time, but you can't fool me, and I'm gonna bring you in.

Bridge Carson:
Yeah, you're good. Really good. Really, really good. But not too good. In fact, not good enough.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Broodwing - a very evil creature that sells weapons, soldiers and robots to anyone who can afford it.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Sounds like a bad guy.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
He only cares about the money he makes and nothing about the destruction that follows.

Sky Tate:
I just had a bad thought. What happens if he hooks up with Gruumm?

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Hmm. My guess - he already has.

[picking up his pet turtle J.B]

Baskin:
Ah, I think that we will move to New Zealand. No one will ever find us there.

Bridge Carson:
Sorry. I thought I was still dreaming.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Funny, I can't believe I have to fight evil with guacamole on my face.

Drakel:
No one can match my strength!

Sky Tate:
Ha! You haven't met the Shadow Ranger.

Drakel:
Shadow schmadow!

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Before Shadow, you didn't need my help. You did fine.

Bridge Carson:
"Fine" as in GOOD or "fine" as in we weren't doing too well but in order to spare our feelings you just SAID "fine?"

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
[after the Rangers promise not to take Shadow Ranger for granted] Good! Because I can't stand watching you get your morphers kicked all over the city!

Baskin:
It's awake. The Evil is awake.

Piggy:
[to the Power Rangers] Why do you insist on coming here and chasing away my clientele? They haven't done anything. Well, not today, anyway.

Piggy:
[in mortal dread] That's a class-five containment field, used only to hold The Evil sto... That's it! We're closed!

Jack Landors:
Hey! What is "The Evil?"

Piggy:
Legend says it's a piece of the abyss.

Sky Tate:
Wait a minute. You mean...

Piggy:
Yes. A stone brought back from the depths of Hades, used to level mountains and boil oceans. It hibernates for 100 years, and when it awakens, the most treacherous creatures in the galaxy will try to obtain it. And, if they do, a maniac with The Evil on its side would be... unstoppable.

Jack Landors:
Hey!

Sky Tate:
You guys okay?

Jack Landors:
What are you doing here?

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Yeah, you're supposed to be in bed!

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
And miss all of this?

Sky Tate:
There's no way we'd do that!

Dr. Felix:
Absolutely not. None of you are in any condition to fight.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
But...

Dr. Felix:
You may be the base commander, but I'M the commander in here, so while you're in the infirmary, I give the orders, understood?

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Yes, sir.

[lies down, Dr Felix leaves the room]

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Uh... let's go, cadets!

Sky Tate, Bridge Carson, Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Yes, sir!

[they all get up]

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
No! NO! Now, stop! Where are you going?

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
To work.

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
But Dr. Felix said you...

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
I heard him!

[they all leave the infirmary]

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
Fine! I'll prep the zords.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
His S.P.D. badge - it's gone.

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
Why would someone take Sky's badge?

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
At the academy, your badge is a symbol of honor. This is a message to all of S.P.D. No one is safe.

Broodwing:
Gruumm's not the only one with plans of galactic domination. Soon you all will bow down to ME.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Don't think, just because I'm laid up in bed, I won't kick your butts.

Icthior:
You promised never to strike out in anger!

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
This isn't anger. It's justice. Hyah!

Narrator:
In the not-too-distant future, Earth has become a haven for all alien races who come from the farthest reaches of the galaxy to live in peace. 99% of the newcomers live in harmony, but for the 1% who can't there is Space Patrol Delta, the new breed of police, to bring them in.

[first lines]

Emperor Gruumm:
We have taken all we can from Merlandia. The life-forms have fled, and the planet is useless to me. Destroy it.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Cadet, if I was to appoint Syd as Red Ranger, would you follow her into battle?

Sky Tate:
Sir... she's a girl.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Or Bridge?

Sky Tate:
I like Bridge, but in all honesty, sir, he's not a leader.

Emperor Gruumm:
Beware, Earth. Your end has begun.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Lighten up, Sky. Boom's a great guy. A little weird, but a great guy.

Sky Tate:
Yeah, well, someday our lives may depend on that great guy, and then what?

Bridge Carson:
[raising hand] I know. I know. Then our lives will depend on him.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
If we're gonna make a change, then we're gonna have to be a part of something bigger.

Jack Landors:
Yeah, well, when you find sumpin' bigger, let me know.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Why Red Ranger, cadet?

Sky Tate:
Lot's of reasons, sir. I'm top on 'B' Squad in test scores, weaponry, and in fighting. As you know, sir, my father was the Red Ranger. Ever since I was a little kid, I've trained for the day I'd become like my dad - the next Red Ranger.

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
S.P.D. Morphers - they are, without a doubt, your best friend. They're also judgement scanners. They will assess the guilt or innocence of those you take into custody.

[aiming the morpher at Boom]

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
Boom... guilty or innocent of eating the last slice of chocolate cake today?

Boom:
Me? I - I... ha ha ha! Uh... no. No, no, I didn't.

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
The scanner reads body temperature, pulses and electrical impulses and renders a verdict.

[judgment mode finds Boom guilty]

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
Guilty.

Boom:
But...

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
And it does not make mistakes.

Boom:
Okay, I'm guilty. But it was just a piece of cake!

[Kat zaps Boom into a confinement card]

Sky Tate:
Guess what? You're not the only one with tricks.

Bridge Carson:
Listen, I think we should go about this in the smoothest and most respectful way possible, each valuing each other's humanity and dignity.

[Z tries to kick his head off]

Bridge Carson:
Or not.

[after being asked to clean all the windows of SPD HQ]

Jack Landors:
How many windows are there?

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
I have no idea.

[R.I.C. shows 1,273 on his display readout]

Jack Landors:
I think I liked it better when I didn't know. Let's each take half.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Sounds good to me.

Z Clone:
Me too.

Z Clone 2:
Race ya. Loser buys dinner!

[after Sky morphs and sees he's the Blue S.P.D. Ranger]

Sky Tate:
Blue? I'm blue? I'm supposed to be the Red Ranger!

Bridge Carson:
Mind if I ask a question?

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Is it gonna be one of those long, drawn-out, Bridge-type questions that really isn't a question but leaves us asking lots of questions?

Bridge Carson:
Wait, I ask long, drawn-out questions?

[retrieving the proton accelerator from a garbage can]

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Well, here it is. See? It's junk.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Maybe it's what they were after.

Sky Tate:
Yeah, we'll bring it to Cruger.

Bridge Carson:
Yeah, good idea. Let's bring it to Cruger. Or... we could, like, not bring it to Cruger. I mean, just not right away, but, like, later. You know, maybe after we check it out. First give it a little once-over or something?

Sky Tate:
Yeah, that's against regulations.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Not according to the S.P.D. handbook. Rule 473-B: "Rangers on active field duty have the authority to investigate any possible leads that may pertain to their investigation."

Sky Tate:
Huh?

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
What? I'm a quick study.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Yes, finally, some action... if you count cleaning up robot parts.

Sky Tate:
You think being a Power Ranger is all about roundhouse kicks and being a hero? It's also about hard work and doing what you're told.

[Gruumm kenetically lifts a Blue Head in mid-air]

Emperor Gruumm:
I will not tolerate failure! I sent you to Earth to get the proton accelerator! You returned with nothing, therefore, you shall be... nothing!

[he kenetically crushes it into a ball of metal]

Emperor Gruumm:
I need another.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
The power's amazing!

Bridge Carson:
Totally!

Bluehead:
I will show you power!

[Bluehead blasts them]

[referring to his Blue Ranger status]

Sky Tate:
Uh, sir... it seems there was a mistake. I was given the Blue Ranger. I thought we...

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
There's no mistake.

Sky Tate:
[to Commander Cruger on his morpher's communicator] Sir! Blue Ranger requesting Squad Runners! Looks like we're about to battle a giant robot.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
[on Sky's communicator] 'B' Squad, I've sent 'A' Squad. Your orders are to stand down and evacuate your position.

Jack Landors:
[to Cruger] We're not gonna fight that thing? Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Jack Landors:
[to R.I.C] It's been a slice.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Hear me out. This academy trains cadets to be the most elite crime fighting force known to man - the Power Rangers. We defend the Earth against the darkest evils in the galaxy.

Jack Landors:
[to Z] Hey, write this down. It'll make a great science-fiction movie.

Boom:
I was, uh... just testing Kat's new fire suit. Works pretty good. I didn't even know I was smoking.

[after morphing into the Red Ranger]

Jack Landors:
Let's get this party started!

[Jack singlehandedly shoots Krybots]

Jack Landors:
Not bad for a rookie!

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Now he's just showing off.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Oh, you haven't seen anything yet!

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
[to Jack & Z] I see potential in you. You can serve your time in prison or you can become part of something bigger, something that makes a difference.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Can we think about it?

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Of course. Hmm. Time's up. Your decision?

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
So, uh, what do you guys do for fun?

Sky Tate:
[pointedly] Bring in thieves.

Bridge Carson:
[thinking about their most recent alien encounter] They were weird, huh? They had these big, metal, soccer ball heads that were going, like, "bing... bing..."

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Krybots! Troobian robotic foot soldiers. They do not feel pain or emotion. They know no mercy. They are programmed to follow orders and to destroy.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
And there was a blue one with a big "X" head.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
A bluehead? Gruumm's elite robotic guard. This is more serious than I thought.

Piggy:
All that is, is your run-of-the-mill proton accelerator. There's only one on Earth, and that must be it.

[a Bluehead appears]

Piggy:
Oh! It looks like he might want it, too!

Bluehead:
Hand it over, or be destroyed!

Piggy:
Mora?

Morgana:
It's Morgana now.

Piggy:
Sweet Saturn's rings. What did Gruumm do to you? You're... hideous.

Morgana:
Tell me about it.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Orange Ranger?

Boom:
Yeah. Uh, 'A' Squad Commander.

Morgana:
Piggy?

Piggy:
Hmm?

Morgana:
I need to dispose of the Power Rangers once and for all. And I need your help. You help me, and Gruumm returns me to being Mora.

Piggy:
Oh, I get it. Then... then you help ME?

Morgana:
No! Then I don't vaporize you.

Morgana:
Tell me how you can help me destroy the Power Rangers, or I'll have you...

Tomars:
Vaporized? You do have a reputation, you know.

[Piggy is teleported to a field of sheep]

Piggy:
What are you looking at? Get a haircut.

Phil Boom:
Oh... If I know our boy, he's probably in the weight room.

Sky Tate:
Gotta hand it to you, Tomars, you're the first one to ever defeat us.

Tomars:
And, may I add, the last.

Sky Tate:
[Jack's hanging over the edge of a building] Just hanging out?

Jack Landors:
Very funny! Now get me up!

Boom:
[nervously giving a tour, pointing right] Uh, well, that's the lab - b-but you can't go in there. I-it's restricted.

Boom:
[pointing left] And that's Command, uh, but you can't go in there, either. Uh, that's off-limits.

Louise Boom:
Oh, this is so exciting - being here and not being about to go anywhere.

Boom:
Well, uh, I work HERE. And as chief gadget tester, I get thrown off things, thrown into things, thrown under things, battered, rammed, electrified, dropped, popped, jettisoned, creamed and toasted - but it's cool, because if it wasn't for me and what I do, well, then the Rangers wouldn't have such cool stuff to use in the field.

Jack Landors:
A little mud would never hurt anyone.

Bridge Carson:
Actually, that's not true. My Uncle Bernie got a serious infection by sticking mud clumps up his nose.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
He stuck mud up his... never mind.

[a holograph picture of Gruumm is shown]

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Emperor Gruumm - The leader of the Troobian Empire.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Eew! A serious contender for one of those makeover shows.

Sky Tate:
[over communicator] Squad Leader, do we move in?

Jack Landors:
[to himself as he hears the communication] Come on, Squad Leader, answer.

Sky Tate:
Squad Leader, come in. Do we move in? Squad Leader.

Jack Landors:
Oh! This is just great! I could have been in on the arrest if Squad Leader would have done their job.

Sky Tate:
For once I agree with you.

Jack Landors:
Thank you. Now who is Squad Leader?

Sky Tate:
[patting him once on the back] That be you.

Boom:
I would be PSYCHED to be Red Ranger.

Jack Landors:
You'd be psyched if you were the Pink Ranger.

Boom:
True. But Red is the big cheese, head honcho, large and in charge!

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Here's a news flash for you, Missy. The big blue dog says it's not just your room anymore.

Jack Landors:
You two can work out your little spat while you clean up this mess. On the double!

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Very funny, Jack.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
He's not smiling.

Jack Landors:
According to the Ranger Academy Handbook, Section 5, Article 3.4, "When the Red Ranger gives a command, that command shall be unquestioned and obeyed by all other rangers."

Mora:
Somebody's little shorts are on too tight.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
I see you've discovered that being a leader has its privileges.

Jack Landors:
Yeah. Who knew?

Emperor Gruumm:
Go to your room, Mora.

Mora:
But this IS my room.

Emperor Gruumm:
Then go to MY room!

Mora:
But you told me NEVER to go to your...

Emperor Gruumm:
GO!

Sky Tate:
You may be wearing red, but you're not a leader.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Do you have full confidence in Jack Landors as your leader? If you have reservations, speak now.

Sky Tate:
Sir...

Jack Landors:
Figures. He's just jealous 'cause he's not the Red Ranger.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Nothing personal, Jack.

Bridge Carson:
I-I like you as a friend and all, but as a leader... Hey, did I ever tell you that I really like your dreads?

Jack Landors:
This is unreal. I can be a good leader. Tell 'em, Z.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
It's the truth, Jack. Sorry.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
The team has spoken.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
[to Jack] You're relieved of command and Ranger status.

Supreme Commander Fowler Birdy:
This is an order, Cruger, not a conversation.

Jack Landors:
Commander Birdy, speaking for the entire S.P.D. Earth Station, we hope you have enjoyed your visit, sir!

Supreme Commander Fowler Birdy:
Thank you, Sky.

Jack Landors:
It's Jack, sir.

Supreme Commander Fowler Birdy:
Dismissed!

Jack Landors:
Welcome to the new S.P.D., Sky.

Supreme Commander Fowler Birdy:
Cruger may not have been able to defeat Gruumm on Sirius, and the Rangers failed today... Huh. If you want something done right, do it yourself. And if Gruumm is looking for a fight, I will give him one.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Bridge, get off your butt!

[she enters Bridge's room and sees him standing on his hands]

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Or... your head.

Mora:
Okay, I'll be the mommy, Gruumm is the daddy, and Broodwing is a little baby... bat.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
What are you doing?

Bridge Carson:
Mm, mm. Watching you read.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
I don't think I even want to ask you why you're watching me read, but could you at least do it without chopping on your food?

Bridge Carson:
Toast. You want some? It's buttery.

[Bridge wiggles is fingers before his mouth while saying "buttery."]

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
[imitating his wiggling fingers] Buttery?

Bridge Carson:
[repeats his wiggle motion] Buttery.

Rhinix:
You weren't supposed to turn back! You tricked me!

Piggy:
Well, you turned me into slime. I'm not saying I didn't like it, but we made a deal.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
I'm filthy, cranky, and my new shoes are trashed. Do you really wanna mess with me?

Charlie:
Ha-ha-haaa! You never REALLY thought you stood a chance against US , did you? After all, you're only the 'B' Squad.

Jack Landors:
Meaning what?

A-Squad Pink Ranger:
You're second-best.

A-Squad Yellow Ranger:
Second-rate.

A-Squad Green Ranger:
And second choice.

Charlie:
You're not even fit to shine our boots.

Jack Landors:
[rising up] Let's show 'em how we do it - 'B' Squad style! RANGERS!

Jack Landors, Sky Tate, Bridge Carson, Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado, Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
S.P.D. SWAT MODE!

[upon defeating 'A' Squad]

Jack Landors:
'B' Squad rules!

[to the Rangers as he takes control of the Delta Command Megazord]

Broodwing:
Now the power is in my hands. Newtech City will be the first to fall, and there's nothing you can do to stop me. May I suggest you get out of my way?

Charlie:
[as they're about to go into confinement] You can't do this to us! We're the 'A' Squad!

Jack Landors:
Looks like you've been demoted.

Emperor Gruumm:
Why, Cruger, how does it feel to be betrayed by your own Rangers?

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
These are not Rangers. A real Power Ranger must be true of heart.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
There are still people willing to do anything it takes to protect the Earth.

Charlie:
Ha-ha! Who? The pathetic bunch of losers - your 'B' Squad? Please.

Emperor Gruumm:
Don't underestimate them. They've been a great annoyance to me.

Charlie:
That's 'cause they've never faced the best of the best. Let us take care of them.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
NO!

Emperor Gruumm:
Do it.

Broodwing:
Excellent! S.P.D. is MINE!

Emperor Gruumm:
I have waited so long. Now I finally have Doggie Cruger in my grasp. Let me finish our battle now, once and for all.

Omni:
No! Your obsession with Cruger means nothing to me. Completing my magnificence is all that matters.

Emperor Gruumm:
But, Great Omni...

Omni:
SILENCE! Only when that is done may you exact your petty revenge. I have spoken.

Bridge Carson:
If I was Kat and the base was under attack, I might transfer the S.W.A.T. Flyers to the Secret Underground Zord Bay.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Whoa! There's a Secret Underground Zord Bay?

Bridge Carson:
Doesn't every command base have one?

Sky Tate:
I'll never call you weird again.

Bridge Carson:
Thanks... I think.

Jack Landors:
Will you come in peacefully?

Broodwing:
Never!

Jack Landors:
Didn't think so! HYAH!

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
This isn't the end, Gruumm.

Emperor Gruumm:
For once, you are right, Commander. The worst... is yet... to come.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
If I was to appoint Syd as Red Ranger, would you follow her into battle?

Sky Tate:
Sir, I'd follow anyone into battle you felt worthy of wearing the color red.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Congratulations, Sky. You are the new Red Ranger. Your father would be very proud of you.

Piggy:
What have I done? I'm a filthy, slime-ridden, low-life, worm-eating vermin! Okay, so I was that before I betrayed the Rangers...

[Mora backs away from Shadow Ranger while drawing several monsters, Shadow Ranger defeats each with one slash of the Shadow Saber. Mora runs out of paper]

Mora:
What are you gonna do to me? I'm just a kid.

Shadow Ranger:
Use your imagination.

[Shadow Ranger confines Mora to a containment card]

Mora:
Aah!

Mora:
[inside of card] Hey, that's not fair!

Shadow Ranger:
Kids.

Emperor Gruumm:
[after Cruger's broken his staff] Show me no mercy, Cruger. No mercy!

[Cruger cuts off Gruumm's remaining antler]

Emperor Gruumm:
Nooooo!

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Now they match!

[puts Gruumm in a containment card]

Emperor Gruumm:
[inside card] You'll pay for this, Cruger!

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Justice is served!

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Rangers, for your true courage, heroism and valor in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds, I am elevating you to 'A' Squad.

[pause. Rangers don't react]

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Did you hear me? I'm promoting you to 'A' Squad!

Bridge Carson:
No, we heard heard you, sir, but, well, we talked it over, and - you know what? - we are 'B' Squad. That's who we are. That's who we wanna be.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Very well. 'B' Squad it is. There will be no 'A' Squad.

[last lines]

Sky Tate, Bridge Carson, Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado, Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
S.P.D. emergency!

Nova Ranger:
Force from the future! S.P.D. Nova Ranger!

Omega Ranger:
I am so glad to see you, Nova.

Nova Ranger:
Yeah, well, I've been looking all over the time line for you.

Omni:
I will claim this planet as mine. Destruction to all that try and stop me.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Who'd have thought Piggy would have sent us into this trap?

Bridge Carson:
It just goes to show ya, you can't trust reptiles. He's a reptile, right?

Sky Tate:
He's history... if I ever get out of here. Ugh! He's probably laughing at us right now.

[giving a speech to the S.P.D. cadets]

Boom:
Now, we will probably lose this fight, but I am not giving up without a fight. So Gruumm, bring... it... on. Those of you who want to go... go. I'm staying.

Piggy:
I know. I know. You hate me - and you have every right to it. No need to judge me. I'm guilty. You can send me straight to one of those little...

[waves arms, forgetting about the blaster he carries]

Piggy:
...confinement cards. Oh.

[gives the weapon to Bridge]

Piggy:
Well, the point is... I'm... sorry.

Sky Tate:
PIGGY! Thanks.

Piggy:
[to the heavens] Tell me, have I done the right thing? Show a sign that I've done the right thing!

[Lightning strikes, sending Piggy's bus/cafe crashing into fiery destruction]

Orange Head:
Commander Cruger, Power Rangers, Omni has decided your existence is no longer needed. We are here to carry out his orders, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haa!

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Rangers, it has been my honor to serve with you.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Be swift. Be strong.

Jack Landors:
Rangers, this looks like our last battle. Now, let's give it everything we've got!

Broodwing:
Fools! Do you think you could get away from me that easily?

Ethan James:
We've run away from a lot worse than you, buddy.

[realizing what he said]

Ethan James:
Ooh, that didn't come out right at all.

Kira Ford:
Who are you? What do you want with us?

Broodwing:
Your power is legendary throughout the galaxy. Fight alongside me and we'll bring down this wretched planet.

Conner McKnight:
Maybe you're suffering from a lack of oxygen from being in that punch bowl too long. But in case you didn't notice, we're the good guys.

[to Conner, Ethan and Kira]

Jack Landors:
We're Power Rangers. Space Patrol Delta.

Kira Ford:
Wait a minute, you can't be the Power Rangers.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Why not?

Conner McKnight:
Because we are.

[they show their Dino Gem bracelets to the Rangers]

Sky Tate:
You have no idea how much power Gruumm has.

Conner McKnight:
We brought a little power of our own.

[DinoThunder Rangers show their morphers]

Ethan James:
Kat's the coolest. She pulled our morphers out of the archives and regenerated them.

Kira Ford:
Don't get mad at us, Commander. You would have done the same thing.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
You have a point. Now let's show Gruumm what we can do together.

[pause. Then yells]

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Power Rangers, suit up!

Ethan James:
So when can we expect to hear your first big single?

Kira Ford:
Oh, I'm already all over the radio, singing "Cat-Litter Jingle."

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Welcome to our base, Rangers.

Kira Ford:
But he's a dog... sort of.

Bridge Carson:
Pets as authority figures - you get used to it.

[surrounded by Krybots]

Conner McKnight:
Any thoughts on what these things are?

Kira Ford:
They're not Tyrannodrones, but they're definitely up there in the creepy department.

Conner McKnight:
Any ideas on how to get out of this?

Ethan James:
I'm still trying to figure out how we got in it.

[watching the DinoThunder Rangers' past on the viewscreen]

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
The archives show that the Dino Thunder team have faced off against some of the most treacherous villains in all of history.

Conner McKnight:
Ah, memories.

Jack Landors:
But that was years ago.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
I'm sure Broodwing went to a lot of expense to bring you here. He won't give up with you so easily.

Conner McKnight:
We'll take him on and anyone else who gives us trouble.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
You haven't met Broodwing's boss. Gruumm is as nasty as they get.

Kira Ford:
Well, I say bring it on. We're Rangers. We can deal with it.

Sky Tate:
Correction - you WERE Rangers. WE'VE been specially trained to take on Gruumm's army.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
And, no offense, but fighting dinosaurs is so over.

Ethan James:
Weren't your guys taught to respect your elders?

Broodwing:
[greeting the DinoThunder Rangers] Welcome to the future. Now you will help me destroy the planet!

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
This is strange.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
A Troobian energy reading?

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
No, a Ranger energy reading. An intense surge in the morphing grid is spiking in the downtown sector.

Jack Landors:
What's new in the S.P.D. zoo, Commander?

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
I'm detecting an alternate Ranger energy downtown.

Bridge Carson:
But we're not downtown. I mean... I'M not downtown. I don't THINK I am.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Don't look at me! I'M all here.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
[to DinoThunder Rangers] You are to stay here. That's an order.

Conner McKnight:
That's it. I say it's time to get prehistoric on Gruumm and his goons.

Ethan James:
I still think you guys need us here to deal with Gruumm. He's gonna be madder than ever.

Kira Ford:
Yeah, and what about Broodwing? He's still around, flapping about somewhere.

Conner McKnight:
It's obvious we should stay.

Conner McKnight:
[softer and with a smile to Syd] We work great together.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Nice try, but I don't date older guys.

Jack Landors:
Ooo!

Broodwing:
You destroyed the first Dragoul, Rangers, but what you don't know is there's an even more powerful one waiting to strike. You may have won today, but tomorrow will be mine!

[referring to Sky]

Dru Harrington:
So, is this guy still wild and whacky?

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
[laughs] "Wild and whacky"? Those aren't exactly the first words that come to mind.

[watching over Cruger who is in recovery from a laser blast]

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Is he gonna make it?

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
If he were human, he'd already be gone. This old dog is tough. There's no telling.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
[awakes] Who are you calling an old dog?

Jack Landors:
What's up with the bracelets?

Dru Harrington:
These? These are Tangarian coils. On my home planet of Tangar, it's tradition to share a coil with your closest friend to always feel that connection no matter where you are in the galaxy.

Jack Landors:
They're bracelets.

Dru Harrington:
I guess you don't have a best friend.

Jack Landors:
The Command Center's off-limits to all unauthorized personnel.

Sky Tate:
Dru's S.P.D.

Jack Landors:
He WAS S.P.D. He's been missing in action and has to be reevaluated.

Sky Tate:
Dru, what was THAT?

Dru Harrington:
My true Tangarian body. Beautiful, isn't it?

Sky Tate:
"You don't make the same mistake twice." I learned that from a good cadet a few years ago. You might remember him. It was you.

Sky Tate:
Old friend, you're under arrest.

Sky Tate:
It seems Commander Cruger thinks that I'll remember that academy regulations are meant for everybody - even self-righteous, pig-headed, ego-driven rangers like myself.

Broodwing:
It's time to release the other Dragoul. I must beat Gruumm in this race to conquer Earth.

Professor Cerebros:
A massive meteor is coming toward Earth but is expected to miss it by a million miles. With this controller I can change its trajectory and it will hit Newtech City. Of course, you and I will evacuate before impact.

Broodwing:
So, if the Rangers go to stop the meteor, the Dragoul will destroy the city, but if they stay and fight the Dragoul, the meteor will hit. Either way, I win.

Professor Cerebros:
Yes, I've been monitoring this meteor for some time. It is an interesting one.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
But, is it headed here?

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Is it gonna crash into the city?

Bridge Carson:
Should I tell my mom not to repaint the garage?

Sky Tate:
I said "Halt!"

Kraw:
And I said "Forget it!"

Sky Tate:
What were you thinking?

Jack Landors:
That I was a better shot that you.

Bridge Carson:
I got it. Gruumm's master plan is to open up a mega jewelry store. It's perfect.

[Jack sighs]

Bridge Carson:
Okay, maybe it's not that perfect.

Emperor Gruumm:
[to Mora] The Magnificence will not be denied!

Mora:
Yes, Magnificence. I pledge my allegiance. It will be done. And you will rule the galaxy!

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Bridge?

Sky Tate:
What are you doing eating a cupcake in the middle of the night?

Bridge Carson:
I always eat when I'm responsible for the end of the world.

[after defeating Krybots as the S.P.D. Cat Ranger]

Cat Ranger:
That's how we do it Cat Ranger style.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Commander Birdy.

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
Hello, sir.

Supreme Commander Fowler Birdy:
Cruger. Dr. Manx. Bang.

Boom:
[correcting] Boom.

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
The robot they're fighting is powered by a Helios Generator. It's dangerously overheated and, if it's not deactivated, the Rangers could be destroyed.

Supreme Commander Fowler Birdy:
Good goose feathers!

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Boom, status report on the Megazord damage.

Boom:
It's getting its butt kicked, sir.

Omega Ranger:
Hey, since when are you a Ranger?

Cat Ranger:
I'll fill you in later.

[after she demorphs]

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
Birdy said it would only last an hour.

Bridge Carson:
Cool! A disposable one-hour morpher!

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
Yes, but that's probably the last you'll see of Cat Ranger.

Boom:
Kat!!

[he cries as he runs down the escalator]

Boom:
You can't leave. The place is a disaster area without you. The Zords need an overhaul, and the robot arm gave me a wedgie, and I think I accidentally blew up your lab.

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
A staff meeting?

Supreme Commander Fowler Birdy:
Of course. You'll have an entire team of experts at your disposal. You won't really need to get your hands dirty.

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
I like getting my hands dirty.

Supreme Commander Fowler Birdy:
I see, but that's not the way we do things here at headquarters.

Mooney:
The Gigabot is programmed with the Megazord's weaponry data. It can anticipate and counterstrike its every move. Smart, eh?

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
Birdy was right. There's a time for talk and a time for action.

[after Z morphs into the Yellow Ranger]

Morgana:
Ooh, I've got a shiny outfit, too.

Shorty:
Big brother, aren't we gonna finish this?

Devastation:
No, let them marinate... in fear.

Bridge Carson:
Marinate?

Shorty:
You can't do that to me! I'm invincible!

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Well, I guess we all have our bad days.

Morgana:
Had enough?

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
I've had enough of you!

Morgana:
Oh, puh-lease, you weren't even a challenge. And I thought the Rangers were supposed to be tough.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Sister, you haven't seen tough yet.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Sorry I'm late. I met a new friend.

Bridge Carson:
So did we, but I don't think you're gonna like him.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
They're the best I've ever had.

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
But will that be enough?

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
[researching the enemy] But this Morgana - I can't find anything out about her.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
I know her. She is evil, powerful, and has the imagination of a 10-year-old child.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
That's a scary mix.

Omega Ranger:
My I.D. Omega Ranger. 11C-41B. You look surprised.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Yes. I have a lot of questions.

Omega Ranger:
[saluting] Sir, it will be an honor to brief you.

Bridge Carson:
[mumbling to Jack] I wonder how long it takes him to write his name on his underwear.

Morgana:
First, five Rangers, then six, and now seven.

Omega Ranger:
It's only gonna take one Ranger to stop you. And that'd be me.

Omega Ranger:
Krybots? These rusty old things. At least give me a challenge.

[as the Delta Squad Megazord rides on his Omega Max Cycle]

Omega Ranger:
Hey! No free rides.

Jack Landors:
Be quiet and drive.

[after they defeat Devastation]

Omega Ranger:
[to the Rangers] Thanks, you guys. I couldn't have done it without you. Now I understand what teamwork is all about.

Jack Landors:
Ah. Finally he gives us some props. Now let's go contain this fool.

Omega Ranger:
Hey, hold on. You couldn't have done it without me either.

Jack Landors:
Aw, man.

[Jack stands and hits his head on the ceiling]

Jack Landors:
Ow.

Sky Tate:
Come on. I'll show you around.

Omega Ranger:
Well, actually, I know this place. I used to live here a long time ago.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Really?

Omega Ranger:
Yeah, as a little boy. Before I made the transformation to light beam, you guys knew me by my human name - Sam.

Shorty:
You may be bigger but you're still not better!

Omega Ranger:
S.P.D. Code dictates that a Ranger will not stand by when another Ranger is in trouble.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Listen, Sparky, our gear's state-of-the-art, the best in the world.

Omega Ranger:
For its time, yes, but your weapons and vehicles can't compare to those of the future.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Maybe not, but it takes more than that to win a battle.

Jack Landors:
It takes heart and guts to keep fighting - even when you think you don't have a chance.

Omega Ranger:
That SOUNDS good, but it's not very realistic.

Morgana:
I hate being an adult. I want this Ranger destroyed NOW!

Devastation:
Don't worry. You'll get your childhood, and I'll get my revenge.

[the Command Center watches Omega Ranger's fight against Devastation and Morgana]

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
He's really having a tough time.

Jack Landors:
Well, that's what you get for being so stubborn.

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
A trait many Rangers seem to share.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Hey, he didn't want our help.

Bridge Carson:
He called us old and busted.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
All true, but I seem to recall something about an S.P.D. Code.

Emperor Gruumm:
Get up, Morgana. No rest for the wicked.

[after defeating Bork with the SWAT Megazord]

Jack Landors, Sky Tate, Bridge Carson, Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado, Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Ultimate master - not!

Bridge Carson:
You know, I heard... that this Bork is wanted on, like, a bajillion planets.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Oh, really? That many?

Bridge Carson:
Okay. Maybe, only like, 10 planets.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Piggy! Bridge was taken by Bork, okay? He's in a lot of danger.

Piggy:
[sarcastically] Oh, no. Not... not Bridge. He's the one of you I dislike the least.

Bridge Carson:
[walking around the room in which he's being held captive] No way out, yet somehow I got in. But I got in; no way out. In. Out. In. Out. You know, I'm beginning to realize how I sound to other people.

[referring to Sam in his Omega Ranger costume]

Piggy:
Hey, well, how come Mr. Snowball always wears his costume? He's beginning to freak me out.

Piggy:
I don't know what you're talking about.

Omega Ranger:
Yes, you do. No games, Piggy.

Piggy:
Ooh, he talks!

Bridge Carson:
Hey! What happened?

Bork:
I gave them a warning.

Bridge Carson:
But you were surrounded by Blueheads. Troobians or not, it is illegal to vaporize ANYTHING without prior permission.

Bork:
Ha! Those laws are for children.

Piggy:
[to the Rangers] Word on the street is Bork hangs out around Dock 19.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Dock 19?

Piggy:
Yes.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Got it. Thanks, Piggy.

Piggy:
Okay. No problem. And I won't say a word!

Piggy:
[on a phone as soon as they've gone] Emperor, I just found out some info that might come in handy. Bork has captured the Green Ranger.

Emperor Gruumm:
Bork? Interesting. Good work, Piggy. Be sure not to tell another soul about this.

Piggy:
Moi? You have my word, Emperor.

Piggy:
[immediately on a second phone] Broodwing?

Broodwing:
Yes?

Piggy:
It's Piggy. Here's some info for your bat ears only: The Rangers are on their way to Dock 19 to find Bork.

Broodwing:
I see. Your loyalty will be rewarded.

Bridge Carson:
Jack, can you read me?

Jack Landors:
Bridge! You all right? Where are you?

Bridge Carson:
In a room.

Jack Landors:
Could you be a little more specific?

[Bridge is trapped in a room with walls closing in]

Emperor Gruumm:
Bork has one of the Rangers trapped on Earth. I've located his position.

Orange Head:
I shall get him.

Emperor Gruumm:
No! Just make sure no one else does. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Jack Landors:
Nothing like a little Krybot before breakfast.

Sky Tate:
I wish I has blasters like the Red Ranger.

Sky Tate:
Interesting. We're clearly outnumbered, but I can take 'em, am I right, Rangers?

Jack Landors, Bridge Carson, Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado, Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Yes, Sky!

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Why doesn't someone tell me what REALLY happened?

Bridge Carson:
I will, sir.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
This should be a doozy.

Bridge Carson:
It started early. I was gonna have oatmeal to eat, but then I thought, no, maybe a cheese and avocado omelet.

Bridge Carson:
And that's the truth, the whole truth and...

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
...and nothing close to the truth.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Command Cruger, if you wanna know the truth...

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Oh, I do.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
...then I'll tell you how it went down.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Age before beauty. You go first, Jack.

Jack Landors:
Hey!

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Well, it's quite clear that it will never be quite clear.

Bridge Carson:
[hacking his way through Krybots] Okay, that's 5, 7, 8... Uh... Whoa, wait, did I miss one? Uh, okay, wait. I'll just start over. I, 2...

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
It's robots like you that give good robots a bad name.

Jack Landors:
All work and no play makes Sky a dull boy.

Sky Tate:
[to R.I.C] Can you go and take Jack with you?

[Wootox has switched bodies with Sky]

Wootox:
[Wootox in Sky's body] To the world, YOU are now Wootox, destroyer of planets.

Sky Tate:
[Sky in Wootox's body] No.

[Wootox as Sky pulls out the morpher]

Sky Tate:
[Sky in Wootox's body] Don't!

[Wootox morphs into the Blue Ranger]

Wootox:
[Wootox in Sky's body] And I'M the Blue Ranger.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Who are you? You're not Sky.

Wootox:
[in Sky's body] No fooling you. That's why you must be the commander.

Wootox:
You really think you can defeat Wootox the Destroyer?

Jack Landors:
Without a doubt!

Jack Landors:
Commander Cruger wants this guy for questioning? What could he possibly know that's worth anything?

Sky Tate:
Guess we won't know until we question him, will we?

Wootox:
[Wootox in Sky's body to Sky in Wootox's body] My, my. An escaped prisoner. You get inside that body and you just wanna do bad things.

Wootox:
[Wootox in Sky's body] Ha-haa! I love it! I've got the Megazord set to destroy the planet. It doesn't get much better than this.

Sky Tate:
It sure feels good to be back in blue.

Jack Landors:
Sky, heroes come in all colors.

Mirloc:
A visitor - what a rare treat.

Sky Tate:
This isn't a social visit. I'm here on official S.P.D. business. I wanna ask you some questions.

Mirloc:
What a rude young man you are. Now, I don't think I'll talk to you at all.

Bridge Carson:
[calling attention to the screen] Jack!

Jack Landors:
[viewing the screen] Sinuku!

Bridge Carson:
More like a Sinuku wannabe, though I don't know why anyone would want to be Sinuku. He's totally ugly. Plus, if I remember correctly, he has realy bad breath.

Gruumm:
When I want your ideas, I'll blast them out of you.

Jack Landors:
Slate, you are accused of numerous crimes...

Slate:
What?

Jack Landors:
...including identity theft.

[containment mode activated]

Slate:
Hey, can't you guys take a joke?

Jack Landors, Bridge Carson, Sky Tate, Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado, Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
GUILTY!

Slate:
Guess not.

Jack Landors:
Want some more?

[Morgana grunts]

Jack Landors:
Didn't think so.

Mirloc:
I collect memories. Sad memories.

Sky Tate:
What?

Mirloc:
In exchange for the information I gave you, you must tell me your worst memory.

Jack Landors:
We'll see about that.

[offers his morpher to Sky]

Jack Landors:
Here. Take it.

Sky Tate:
What?

Jack Landors:
It only seems right that you bring him in. Do it for your father.

Sky Tate:
You sure?

Jack Landors:
Go for it.

Sky Tate:
[takes the red morpher and steps forward] This one's for you, Dad. S.P.D. EMERGENCY!

Gruumm:
Piggy, you are a lowlife, selfish, worthless excuse for a life-form.

Piggy:
Thank you, Emperor. Flattery goes a long way with me.

Gruumm:
The next twenty-four hours you will spend in my unholiest, vilest pit of doom.

Piggy:
Ohh. Well, you don't have to go all out for me.

Morgana:
Did you enjoy that, Piggy?

Gruumm:
Well, I see you've survived the pits.

Piggy:
Ohh! Oh, it was awful - the spiders, the snakes, the smell, the horrors I saw - but enough of the good stuff.

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
Mirloc is being jettisoned to the containment facility on Verinox 12.

Bridge Carson:
Perfect. There's not a ray of sunlight on that planet.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Hence, no reflections.

Delex:
Let's see, squashing yellow and blue together makes one squashed Green Ranger!

Sky Tate:
Already have a Green Ranger, thank you.

Ally Samuels:
Okay, would you arrest me even if I told you I wasn't stealing these? My dad owns the company. We give clothing to the needy out of our good will.

Jack Landors:
Yeah. Yeah, I would still arrest you. But I have to admit it is a good story.

Ally Samuels:
Well, I hate to burst your inflated badge, bucko, but it happens to be the truth. The name's Ally Samuels. My dad owns Samuel's Clothing. And if you take a look behind that prejudging brain of yours, you'll see our name on the side of the van.

[seeing Bridge with a stack of toast]

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Is that all yours, Carson?

Bridge Carson:
Uhh... Uh, no, sir. Uh, well, yeah. Well, I made some for everyone, but nobody wants any. Do you want some toast? It's really but...

[stops his fingers from wiggling]

Bridge Carson:
I'll pass.

Mora:
What terrible thing should we do today, Emperor?

Emperor Gruumm:
Today will be unlike any other day seen by the unsuspecting Rangers.

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
[to Commander Cruger] Growl as much as you like, but don't ask me if you don't want to hear what's true from me.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Bridge, why do you always wiggle your fingers when you say "buttery"?

[she imitates Bridge's "technique"]

Sky Tate:
He can't help himself. It's ingrained in his cellular makeup.

Bridge Carson:
That's ridiculous. I can say "buttery" without...

[he wiggles his fingers trying not to say "buttery"]

Bridge Carson:
...buttery.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Ha!

[Bridge forcefully holds his wrist trying to prevent his fingers from wiggling]

Bridge Carson:
BUTTERY!

Broodwing:
Yes! Batteries charged with human cells are exactly what I need, but I will need many more for my ultimate plan.

Jack Landors:
[finally answering his communicator] Yeah.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
"Yeah?" I don't know what you're doing, but stop it immediately. Your fellow Rangers are under attack.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Jack, I would like a word with you.

Sky Tate:
[quietly to Jack while exiting] Someone's in trouble.

Jack Landors:
I knew this was coming. Yes, sir!

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
What happened out there today?

Jack Landors:
I'm not sure what you mean, sir. I showed up and kicked butt - end of story.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
It may be the end of YOUR story but it's not the end of mine! You were late, you didn't answer your calls, your fellow Rangers were...

Jack Landors:
All right!

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Ughh.

Jack Landors:
I get it. I messed up. I'm sorry.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
"Sorry" is not gonna cut it. I want to know what happened and who you were with, then I want your word that this will never happen again.

Jack Landors:
What I was doing out there and who I was doing it with is none of your business. And as far as my word goes, I can't give you my word. Maybe I'll mess up again; maybe I won't.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
You have an obligation to me as one of my Rangers.

Jack Landors:
I have done everything you've asked of me and more! No, YOU may not have a life outside of here, but I sure am going to.

Bridge Carson:
Jack, do you think it's strange that I had a dream that we'd fight three robots and then we fight a robot the very next day?

[Jack knocks on Bridge's head]

Jack Landors:
Hello! We're S.P.D. -- Fighting robots is what we do. We fight robots all the time. We might fight one later on today.

Broodwing:
I want to propose a little business deal to you.

Delapoo:
You? You're a lowlife robot dealer. We don't do business with the likes of you.

Broodwing:
Don't pull your upper-class existence at me! I'm the one who made it possible for the three of you to enjoy the good life. I supplied you with the soldiers and robots to gain your vast fortunes.

Gineka:
And you were paid for that.

Broodwing:
Your gratitude overwhelms me.

Gruumm:
[to Morgana] I want you to draw a monster, one like the Rangers have never before seen.

Morgana:
And if we defeat Earth today, can I go back to being Mora?

Gruumm:
Yes!

Morgana:
Oh, goody! This should be what you're looking for.

Gruumm:
What is THAT?

Morgana:
A monster. One like the Rangers have never seen before.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
You think fighting two robots is tiring?

Bridge Carson:
No, sir. But five is.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
And how is it that you fought five and everyone else here fought two?

Sky Tate:
[under his breath] Don't answer, Bridge.

Bridge Carson:
Dream fighting, sir.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew, Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
[disparagingly to each other] He answered.

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
I hope they'll be all right.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
They HAVE to be all right. They're all that we have.

[Bridge suddenly awakens from a dream and races out]

Sky Tate:
Where are you going?

Bridge Carson:
Don't know. Just OUT.

[Sky reports immediately to the Command Center]

Sky Tate:
[to Doggie] Sir, I think Bridge had another dream and he's gone off somewhere.

Bridge Carson:
Hey, Z, would you rather have Piggy as your roommate or have morning breath for the rest of your life?

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
I already have Piggy as a roommate.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
And, coincidentally, you've got morning breath, as well.

Bridge Carson, Jack Landors, Sky Tate:
Oh, snap!

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
I was thinking about the cadets. Kat, have you noticed how they've been bickering a lot lately?

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
Five teenagers asked to protect the world and forced to live in such tight quarters? I'm surprised they're talking at all.

[the quantum enhancer explodes]

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
Aah! Oh, no! Tell me I didn't fry the quantum enhancer. Tell me I didn't fry the quantum enhancer!

[Z walks in]

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
What's happened?

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Kat fried the quantum enhancer.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
You left makeup all over the bathroom.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
That was for you. You could use a little more blush. Besides, what about your sweat socks? They're starting to look like part of the Green Ranger uniform.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Syd, those socks were always green.

Bridge Carson:
Great. A planet full of Krybots.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
[incredulous] And a wild primate Drill Sergeant?

Broodwing:
Maybe we could help each other. I'm sick of Gruumm as you are. Align yourself with me, and we could destroy him together.

Piggy:
Destroy Gruumm? Well, I think you've been flapping your wings too hard.

Emperor Gruumm:
You pledged allegiance to me, yet would you rather work at that disgusting slug cart than bring me information?

Piggy:
Well, if you ever need to feed your... crew, we make a great banana slug pudding.

Emperor Gruumm:
Bring me something to defeat the Power Rangers or you'll end up as a special on your own menu.

Sargeant Silverback:
You are here to relearn how to accept one another, and until you figure out how, you belong to me. Say it!

Jack Landors, Sky Tate, Bridge Carson, Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado, Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
We belong to you.

Sargeant Silverback:
Say it like your freedom depends on it.

Jack Landors, Sky Tate, Bridge Carson, Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado, Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
WE BELONG TO YOU, SIR!

Sargeant Silverback:
By the time I'm through with you, I can promise you... you will not like me.

Jack Landors:
I already don't.

Sargeant Silverback:
I heard that. Drop and give me 50.

Jack Landors:
But, sir, I...

Sargeant Silverback:
Make that 100!

Bridge Carson:
Hey, Sky, would you rather have sausage links for fingers or sweat mayonnaise?

Thresher:
S.P.D. doesn't know that quantum enhancer had a virus in it that will allow us access to their files. Within seconds, Stench will be sucked into this computer and sent over the internet and into the main S.P.D. database. Once there, we can have our pick of S.P.D. technology.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
I've never been more disappointed in a team in all my years.

Bridge Carson:
Wow. That's a lot of years when you consider that one of my years is equivalent to seven of your years.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
[growling] Rrrrrrrrr

Sergeant Silverback:
[to Sky] Do not question my orders, blue boy.

Piggy:
Oh, this is no good at all. If Gruumm finds out I had S.P.D. technology and didn't give it to him, well, he'll vaporize me. If Broodwing finds out I'm working for Gruumm, well, he'll vaporize me. And if Gruumm finds out I'm working for Broodwing, well then, he'll vaporize me. If the Rangers find out I'm working for Gruumm or Broodwing, well, they'll vaporize me. Oh, no, wait. They don't vaporize. They stick guys like me into those little, teeny cards. Ohh, I'd rather be vaporized.

Piggy:
[to Broodwing] You know, somebody should attach a bell to that watercooler-head of yours.

Sergeant Silverback:
What just happened here, cadets?

Jack Landors:
We were preparing to battle that monster.

Sergeant Silverback:
"Preparing?" You'd prepare to go on a date. You'd prepare dinner. You'd prepare to go on vacation. You do not prepare to go to battle. You are ALREADY prepared.

Piggy:
You know, what's funny, I was mere moments away from calling you when Morgana came to get me. Has that ever happened to you?

Gruumm:
Hmm. Yes. Betrayal seems quite rampant around here.

Jack Landors:
Okay, simulation or not, this can't be good.

Sky Tate:
Come on, Jack, we've taken on this many Krybots before.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Yeah, but we used to have our morphers.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
And we used to be a team.

Bridge Carson:
We still are. At least I still are.

Jack Landors:
[looking at Bridge a moment] I are, too.

Sky Tate:
The battle for Earth has only just begun.

Orangehead:
Time for a shock!

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
What do you mean there's no trace of the building or the office workers? Have they become invisible? Impossible!

Jack Landors:
[mumbles] And dogs can talk.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Grrrrr.

Mark:
[to Sam] Come on. Show them how you made that ball disappear. I told these guys you'd do it again. You're making me look bad.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
I'm confused.

Sky Tate:
Hello. Bridge is talking.

[the Rangers discover a building twenty miles from where it vanished]

Jack Landors:
Amazing.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Incredible.

Sky Tate:
Unbelievable.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Awesome.

Bridge Carson:
I'm hungry.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Huh?

Jack Landors:
Come back and fight like a robot!

Boom:
[playing with dolls] "How are you?" "My name is Jim." "Hey, hello, Jim. You have very nice pants."

Gruumm:
[to Mora] Go to your room or I will turn you back into what you were when I found you!

Gruumm:
It isn't easy invading a galaxy and raising a child.

[to the Rangers as he sits on his new bicycle]

Sam:
I'm gonna be like you.

[does the SPD salute]

Sam:
I'm gonna be a Power Ranger.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
You got a lot of friends here.

Sam:
Yeah, I guess I do. But you guys are kinda old.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado, Jack Landors, Sky Tate, Bridge Carson, Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Old?

Sam:
And weird.

Sky Tate:
Unless we figure something out, we might all be living in a dollhouse.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
[gasps] I love dollhouses!

Jack Landors:
Bridge, you're good at this kind of thing. What do you think?

Bridge Carson:
I think that he's thinking what we're thinking. I mean, what we should've been thinking. I mean, what we WERE thinking...

Jack Landors:
Never mind.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
What's the point of having powers if you can't help anybody?

Jack Landors:
Is that all you've got?

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Honestly? No. But this isn't a battle. It's a lesson in swordsmanship.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Your arrogance is blinding. It has you believing that it is the sword that makes the difference and not the swordsman.

Katana:
Your stance indicates aggression. Are you warriors of some invading tribe trying to take over Kyoto?

Broodwing:
You have been brought to the future by a great emperor to defend Kyoto. Those invaders want to destroy your beautiful city.

Katana:
No! I have sworn an oath to protect Kyoto with my life.

Broodwing:
I have enlisted the help of the robot god Morato to protect the buildings of Kyoto from the Power Rangers. They are intent on making your city their own and have already defeated the soldiers I sent to protect you. I am Broodwing and am honor-bound to help you fight them off.

Emperor Gruumm:
I am the Emperor of the Troobian military force, which has conquered three galaxies, two star systems, and over 100 planets!

[referring to Commander Cruger's irritable behavior]

Bridge Carson:
It could be fleas. I remember my bulldog had fleas. He was grumpy for weeks.

[he makes a bulldog face]

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
All bulldogs look like that.

[Engaged in a fight, an Orange Head knocks Syd and Jack on their backsides]

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
You think we should call for some backup?

Jack Landors:
Nah, we've got this one.

Jack Landors:
[re-entering the fight] Yeah!

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
[re-entering the fight as well] Whoa!

Jack Landors:
Yaw!

Orange Head:
Heh-heh-heh-hehhh!

[Syd and Jack get knocked down again]

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
How 'bout now?

Jack Landors:
Nah. He's falling right into my trap.

Jack Landors:
[re-entering the fight again] Ya!

Sydney 'Syd' Drew, Jack Landors:
Whoa!

[Syd and Jack find themselves on their backsides for a third time]

Jack Landors:
Syd?

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Yeah?

Jack Landors:
Maybe we need some backup.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
You think?

Emperor Gruumm:
Listen, you pint-sized, whiny, intolerant little brat - either you tell me how to defeat the Power Rangers or you will find yourself back exactly the way I found you.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Standing up for your squad, Jack?

Jack Landors:
Yeah.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
It's about time you took on your leadership role. Now, why don't you lead your team out of my sight? OUT!

Piggy:
Ten million bucks! Imagine all the valuable garbage I could buy with that.

Piggy:
[paying off money he owes to Broodwing] Here's an extra $1000 to get that, uh, fishbowl of yours winterized.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
[as to Piggy's new restaurant] This place is a roach-infested germ farm.

Piggy:
Thanks. I've done my best.

General Benaag:
I hope you enjoyed your last sunrise, Doggie Cruger. I have navigated three galaxies to find you. We meet this afternoon for your final battle.

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
You're a team. There shouldn't be any secrets.

Shadow Ranger:
[holding his Shadow Saber] With this, the truest sword in the galaxy, I will right all wrongs.

Jack Landors:
Sir! I may be out of line, but you seem to be losing it, sir.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
You're right. You ARE out of line.

Sky Tate:
Sir, I'm gonna agree with Jack.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Rrrrrr.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
I do, too.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Me, too.

Bridge Carson:
Me, three.

Piggy:
Gruumm is here on Earth.

Bridge Carson:
Sir, we leave no man behind, even when the man's... a woman.

General Benaag:
I will fight you Doggie Cruger but only if you can defeat 100 of my robotic soldiers first.

Shadow Ranger:
Then that is what I will do.

General Benaag:
Once again you are at my feet.

Shadow Ranger:
This is not the end, Benaag, not while I can still breathe.

General Benaag:
I can stop that, too.

Shadow Ranger:
It's judgement time! General Benaag, you are charged with the obstruction of justice, and you will be judged.

[activates judgement mode]

General Benaag:
This can't be happening.

Shadow Ranger:
You are charged with the destruction of five planets and for atrocities throughout the galaxy.

[verdict:
guilty]

General Benaag:
Huh?

Shadow Ranger:
You are charged with the disappearance of Aisynia Cruger, my wife! H'ya!

[verdict:
not guilty]

Shadow Ranger:
Huh? What?

General Benaag:
There is so much you do not know, Doggie Cruger.

Piggy:
Enjoy. It's my best gutter water.

[being judged in Judgment mode]

Sinuku:
But I don't wanna go back! The food is terrible!

Jack Landors:
Will you get over yourself? You'll have another birthday next year.

Sky Tate:
Cruger traced a strange reading headed towards this cave.

[Sinuku the escaped prisoner appears and enters the cave]

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Give that dog a bone - he's right again.

Piggy:
Now, hold on, bossy boots. What's in it for me?

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Now I would like to give you a gift - half my birthday. It'd make me really happy if you'd share it with me.

Jack Landors:
So, like, every year it'd be my birthday, too?

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Exactly. And if you know what you're doing, you can milk it for a whole week.

Sky Tate:
We have a ground full of diamonds, and we can't just leave 'em here. I suggest someone stay here and guard them while the rest of us report back to Cruger.

Bridge Carson:
[over Sky] Oh! Me!

Jack Landors:
[to Sky] Thanks for volunteering.

Sky Tate:
Me? I didn't volunteer.

Jack Landors:
Okay, Sky, then I order you to stay here.

Sky Tate:
[sarcastically] Perfect. I'm watching the diamonds.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
One man to guard *all* these diamonds?

Jack Landors:
All right. Keep him company.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Yes! Thank you, thank you!

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
[to Sky] Do you think 100 carats is a bit much? [Sky scoffs] Me either.

[Jack and Bridge check out their new bikes]

Jack Landors:
Looks like Christmas came early this year!

Bridge Carson:
Well, actually, Jack, I'm Jewish. But I suppose you could say Hanukkah came early.

[watching Sophie fight Krybots singlehandedly]

Jack Landors:
Well... at least someone's got game.

Bridge Carson:
Yeah... she's kicking bot.

Cadet:
Well, if any Krybots mess with me, I'll be ready!

Valko:
[having blasted the Delta Force cadets] I'm sorry. Was that disturbing the peace?

Gruumm:
[aiming is power staff] It's time you started earning our keep around here.

Mora:
No, no, no, no. What if I find you a general? I know a terrible, horrible, ugly one. Valko, from the Preterian Army.

Gruumm:
I heard he's a heartless warrior.

Mora:
Oh, yes. He's almost as nasty as you.

Valko:
Mora! What a hideous surprise. What are you doing on my humble planet?

Bridge Carson:
Welcome to the extremely cool and super high-tech Command Center. Notice the many buttons and switches.

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
Cross your paws, Commander.

Piggy:
Of course you need my help, but why should I help you? Every time you come around, you scare away my customers!

Sky Tate:
Why are they afraid of us? THEY"RE the monsters.

Piggy:
Humans! You're so... anthrocentric! Don't you realize that, to them, YOU'RE the monsters?

Emperor Gruumm:
I told you, if you failed me, you would not be happy.

Mora:
Please, don't do it. Don't turn me back.

Emperor Gruumm:
I think it's time the grownups had a talk.

Mora:
No!

[Gruumm turns her back into Morgana]

Morgana:
[crying] How could you?

Emperor Gruumm:
They grow up so fast.

Sky Tate:
Sir, pursuant to section 4B/W in the S.P.D. handbook, which states that "any person found to be a danger to S.P.D. or its infrastructure at all can and should be banished from the premises." So we banished her, sir. I mean, banished it.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Just because she is a cyborg does not make her our enemy.

Piggy:
Sometimes, I just hate myself. But then I quickly get over it.

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
Where are you going?

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
To a fight.

Valko:
She's not a person. She's just a cyborg.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
And you're just a criminal.

Sky Tate:
Apparently, I'm a monster, too, so no more judgements.

[both Ranger teams are surrounded by Zeltrax and his army]

Zeltrax:
This is your end, Power Rangers. You are outnumbered. Look at the size of my army.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
It is true. You have us outnumbered. But remember, it is not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. No one gets inside our circle!

[each Ranger says "No one gets inside!"]

Ethan James:
Great. I was about to defeat the dreaded Maxodrome when his evil ship comes by and destroys all that I've done. Can you believe it?

Kira Ford:
It's just a game, Ethan.

Trent Fernandez:
Yeah, you're acting as if it's real.

Ethan James:
What if it is real? What if this game is really an ancient diary telling me about a real event that happened in a distant galaxy, far, far away?

Kira Ford:
Ethan, your mind is the only thing that is far, far away.

Bridge Carson:
[to Commander Cruger] Sir? When you say "say your goodbyes," do you mean "say goodbye" as in "see you later," or do you mean "say goodbye" as in... "goodbye?" Wait. Don't answer that.

Kira Ford:
[to Ethan] Okay, next time you predict the future like this, could you at least make me a pop-star?

Emperor Gruumm:
So, you are the one they call Zeltrax.

Zeltrax:
You know my name. And you will know my wrath.

Orange Head:
I claim this area in the name of the Troobian empire.

Jack Landors:
Not so fast, pumpkinhead!

Bluehead:
Any last words, Ranger?

Bridge Carson:
[morphs] S.P.D. Emergency.

Bridge Carson:
I really wish I COULD stay. I was just born last week, and I could meet myself and become my own best friend. Wait. What if I met myself and I didn't like me?

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
Say "cheese."

[Commander Cruger erases the Dino Rangers' memories]

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
School's over. Go home.

Kira Ford:
Did that dog just talk?

Conner McKnight:
I... I think so.

Bridge Carson:
It really doesn't seem fair that they're not gonna be able to remember any of this.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
I agree. It is not fair. Say "cheese."

[Commander Cruger erases their memories and then his]

Conner McKnight:
Hey, guys, what's up?

Kira Ford:
Ethan's giving us a history lesson on something he's learned on his handheld "geekboy."

Ethan James:
All right, you're right. It's not ancient galactic history.

Kira Ford:
Finally.

Ethan James:
But it could be the future.

Conner McKnight:
Remember, it's just a game.

[Gruumm's warship comes into view and hovers over the school]

Omega Ranger:
Not bad.

Trent Fernandez:
Thanks. Check this out.

[Trent speed-attacks the Tyranndrones and Krybots]

Omega Ranger:
How about this. Omega Morpher! Electro mode!

[Omega Ranger blasts them with an electric ground charge]

Omega Ranger:
Ha! That did it.

[during an interrogation at S.P.D. HQ]

Jack Landors:
We're betting you're working with somebody else. All you gotta do is tell is who, and we'll take four, five years off your sentence. What do you say?

Al:
[burps]

Sky Tate:
You better tell us what we want to know... or else!

Al:
Eww! Did you have onions for lunch?

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
What's your sign?

Bridge Carson:
That's hard to say. My mother went into laber on a transpacific airline. So I was born on one day, and then we landed, it was the day before. So I was actually born the day before I was born.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
Cruger gets Omega Ranger and we get Sparky the night-light.

Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado:
Like he's Cruger's long-lost son or something.

Bridge Carson:
But he couldn't be his actual son 'cause of the whole interspecies aspect.

[Sydney is under Mysticon's spell and is fighting Bridge]

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
I must stop you.

Bridge Carson:
Yeah, sure.

[he holds up her S.P.D. Morpher to her]

Bridge Carson:
But first say "S.P.D. Emergency," okay?

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
S.P.D. Emergency, okay?

[morphing into the Pink S.P.D. Ranger frees her from the spell]

Bridge Carson:
Yes!

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
What? Where am I?

Bridge Carson:
In the middle of a fight!

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
What else is new?

Morgana:
Remember how you promised to help me out should something arise? Well, something just arose.

Sky Tate:
We'll show Cruger we're just as good as Omega. Anyways, we're just giving him some backup.

Jack Landors:
Right - backup he didn't ask for and Cruger didn't assign.

Bridge Carson:
Yeah, but it's still backup.

Sydney 'Syd' Drew:
I'm applying for the new assistant position. I love magic, I really love mony, and I won't ask questions.

Mysticon:
Ooh, you're hired.

Morgana:
You're new assistant, she is S.P.D.

Mysticon:
Ooo! She is SO fired.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
I'll send the other Rangers.

Omega Ranger:
[over communicator] They're already here.

Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger:
They're WHAT!

Dr. Katherine 'Kat' Manx:
Delta Max Megazord sequencing initiated.

Mysticon:
I mean, sure, I'm a crook, but I can reform. I know I can. I've been reformed many times.

Broodwing:
Ahh! They destroyed my robot, my robot that wasn't paid for! That was MY robot, MY money, MY loss! Gruumm will pay dearly for crossing me!