Puni Puni Poemi

Shii Aasu:
Oh, this is so very comfy-womfy.

Poemi Watanabe:
Why are there huge boob-like things on Kobayashi's head?

Shii Aasu:
Well actually, I was thinking, it would be so nice to have you here to take a load off a few things.

Poemi Watanabe:
Oh Shii, thank you so much. The kindness within your mighty breasts has left me overwhelmed.

Shii Aasu:
They like you too.

Puni Puni Poemi:
The Heavens call, the Earth calls, the Fans call! And heads will roll if this video doesn't sell! By accepting the power of magic, Puni Puni Poemi makes her big debut!

Ball Person 1:
My ball is round and pink, can't you see?

Ball Person 2:
My ball is soft and really squishy.

Ball Person 3:
My ball smells a little vinegry.

Narrator:
That didn't mean nothin'.

[the sisters are confronting Puni Puni Poemi]

Mitsuki Aasu:
You're screwing up the Earth!

Mutsumi Aasu:
You want me to spank ya?

Hitomi Aasu:
What a dumb b*tch.

Itsue Aasu:
You're a lawless twit!

Shii Aasu:
Who pads her breasts.

Nanase Aasu:
You have no legal right to protect Earth. So prepare yourself ...

Mitsuki Aasu, Futaba Aasu, Nanase Aasu, Itsue Aasu, Shii Aasu, Hitomi Aasu, Mutsumi Aasu:
[simultaneously] For a Sisters Aasu Whipping!

Nabeshin:
An ordinary director could have died... but I'm different! I am GDW! Great Director Watanabe!

Poemi Watanabe:
That makes no sense.

Nabeshin:
I'm the Director, f*** off!

K:
But even there's a director, if the writer disappears, do not serve for nothing! [Appears a deadbody that indicates be the screenwriter for the mark in his jacket] I killed Kurata, the screenwriter. Now this story...

Nabeshin:
Idiot!, We can follow the story, although we don't have a writer!

K, Kurata:
[Kurata, the writer murdered, rises suddenly] Say What?

Nabeshin:
[Holding a Storyboard Script ] ?Poemi! ?Become Puni Puni poemi!

Poemi Watanabe:
Okay! Using the same prerecorded images!

Beautiful Teacher:
Poemi, if you don't stay there quietly, I will remove your ovaries.

Nabeshin:
[he appears as a vision in the sky] This story is very weak

Poemi:
No, please, miss. Kobayashi is a voice actress! My ovaries are very important!

K:
[Answering the phone] Hello, I'm K.

Poemi Watanabe:
[Phone Voice] I'm Kobayashi. Why don't you have sent me a message to my pager?

K:
Listen, my parents are here... And I hate you.

Poemi Watanabe:
[Phone Voice] Just for that? So, when are you going to send a message to my pager...? [K hangs up the phone]