Reba

Reba

Reba may refer to: Reba McEntire, an American country musician and actress Reba (TV series), a sitcom featuring her Reba (album), one of her albums Reba: Duets, another one of her albums Reba Rambo McGuire, a Christian music singer and songwriter Reba, the mail lady from Pee Wee's Playhouse "Reba", a song by Phish Reba, a product line of cross-country mountainbike suspension forks made by RockShox Reba, the cyprinid fish Labeo ariza Reba, several Miniature Australian Shepherd dogs, including an American Kennel Club champion Reba Sabrina Hinojos, birth name of "Cheetah Girl" Sabrina Bryan Reba (Midianite king), in the Hebrew Bible

Year:
2001
3,743 Views

Cheyenne:
[Coming down the stairs] Alright the kids are all bathed and ready for bed and Elizabeth is waiting for you upstairs to go sing your goofy opera version of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star".

Van Montgomery:
Well, singin' opera won't make her smarter.

Cheyenne:
What are you talking about?

Van Montgomery:
I've been reading these child development books and we've been doing it all wrong with Elizabeth.

Cheyenne:
I don't think so, Van.

Van Montgomery:
Oh yes we have! We've wasted so much time! All that time I spent blowin' on her stomach I could have been teachin' her the periodic table of elements!

Cheyenne:
Van, Elizabeth laughs when you blow on her stomach.

Van Montgomery:
Well, there's plenty of time for laughter later when she's a chemist!

Cheyenne:
Okay, alright, look I do not know what you are all worked up about. I told you it is completely normal for kids to develop at different rates.

Van Montgomery:
Yeah but what if she's behind the other kids to begin with?

Cheyenne:
Why would she be behind?

Van Montgomery:
Because of me. Maybe I'm not the sharpest tool in the chandelier.

Cheyenne:
You're plenty sharp.

Van Montgomery:
Yeah right! I couldn't tie my shoe until I was five years old.

Cheyenne:
Yeah and your mom told me why. Because when you'd put the little rabbit through the rabbit hole all of the sudden your shoes would turn into a spaceship or racecars and you'd run off in your socks playing this incredibly creative game.

Van Montgomery:
Yeah those rabbits were kinda hilarious!

Cheyenne:
You are kinda hilarious and inventive and smart and your daughter is gonna be the same way.

Van Montgomery:
I meant to say "the sharpest tool in the shed".

Cheyenne:
I like the way you said it the first time.

[They kiss]

Van Montgomery:
I'm gonna go check on the kids.

[Operatic]

Van Montgomery:
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star...

Reba:
You can't be afraid of ghosts! You're brave! I've seen you eat raisenet off the sidewalk!

Barbra Jean:
It was a Junior Mint and I caught it before it hit the ground! Besides what do you know about fear Miss I'm-Not-Afraid-Of-Anything?

Reba:
Why does everybody say that I'm not afraid of anything?

Barbra Jean:
Because you're not. You're not afraid of the dark or thunder or wearin' pink with red hair. Which is not wise but you do it. You're fearless Reba!

Reba:
It's not that I'm fearless, it's just that I think believing in ghosts is silly!

Barbra Jean:
Well, you wouldn't think it was so silly if the ghost was after you!

Reba:
What are you talking about?

Barbra Jean:
If I tell you,you're just gonna make fun of me.

Reba:
Barbra Jean I'm already makin' fun of you.

Barbra Jean:
Alright if you must know the ghost is after me because I'm a bad person.

Reba:
What?

Barbra Jean:
I stole your husband, I broke up your family and now I have a way better house than you do!

Reba:
So the reason you're afraid of ghosts is because you think they're gonna punish you for what you did?

Barbra Jean:
Yeah.

Reba:
Oh Barbra Jean, if anybody's gonna punish you it's me! And I promise you, when I die I will haunt you! Every noise you hear, everytime you trip, every bad hair day it'll be me!

Barbra Jean:
Oh Reba, don't try to make me feel better! It just makes it worse because this horrible thing that I've done that I can't undo [starts to cry] I did to my very best friend!

Reba:
Barbra Jean, we're not best friends. [pause] Barbra Jean things happen for a reason. Like maybe you're in my life because [pauses and tries to think of a reason Barbra Jean is in her life]

Barbra Jean:
Reba? [Reba puts up her hand to quiet Barbra Jean while she tries to think]

Reba:
[Thinks of something] I needed someone to ruin everything for me.

Barbra Jean:
Well, yeah, I can see how that was helpful.

Reba:
No, no, no, you know what maybe it was! I lived through my biggest fears. My husband left, Kyra moved out and things seemed to be just fallin' apart! You know, nothing gets scarier than that! But because of you I know that I can deal with anything now.

Barbra Jean:
Wow [Touches Reba's knee] I wish I had the kind of courage brought on by a deep personal tragedy.

Reba:
Well you married Brock, that's a start! [Removes Barbra Jean's hand]


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  • Lana Phillips
    Lana Phillips
    I'm looking for a quote where Jake says when he burps, he gets to taste the food twice.Can you help?
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