Schlitz Playhouse of Stars

Wells Fargo Chief:
First it was our offices, then the stagecoaches, now it's the trains. It's got to stop. We've got to teach these outlaws that it isn't healthy to rob Wells Fargo.

Jim Hardie:
We've also got to teach them that it's unhealthy to kill a Wells Fargo agent.

Wells Fargo Chief:
Wells Fargo is more than just an express company. It's an institution we built solidly. The name of our company has come to mean something: safety, security. We've got to safeguard that reputation and the law, too.

Jim Hardie:
Trouble of it is, there isn't any law in half of the places we operate, except the law of the gun. Mind you, I've got a good healthy respect for the law. I'll fight for it and defend it whenever it's possible. When it isn't, we've got to use our rules and our laws.

Wells Fargo Chief:
The company's behind you, Jim. Whatever it costs, you've got to bring in these outlaws or make sure they never rob another Wells Fargo strongbox anywhere.

Capt. Thomas Flynn:
[Referring to tightening his loosened tie]... of course, if I refuse, you'll only be too happy to have me court-martialed.

Himself - Host:
On active service there will be no need. I shall just shoot you! [after they glare at each other for a few moments, Flynn blinks, salutes, and leaves]

The General:
[Referring to Flynn's civilian garb] At ease, Captain Flynn. Your new suit may fit you more comfortably... in time.

Steve Davis:
[Referring to his bearers] I always thought it was a mistake to send those boys to school to teach'em to speak English.

Steve Davis:
The bearers are loyal to me, even the ones who speak no English. If there's an accident, this is Africa. Accidents happen! When we get back, it'll be your word against mine, and the word of a white hunter's pretty good in Africa.