Doris:
What makes you think Tom took the stage?

Tupper:
Well, I sold him a one-way ticket to Phoenix.

Doris:
Only one?

Tupper:
He's not so important that he takes two tickets to haul him.

Tom Owens:
Say, why don't you try gettin' up in the morning?

Frankie Breen:
Well, how do I know it's morning until I wake up?