Son of the Border 
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Doris: What makes you think Tom took the stage?
Tupper: Well, I sold him a one-way ticket to Phoenix.
Doris: Only one?
Tupper: He's not so important that he takes two tickets to haul him.
Tom Owens: Say, why don't you try gettin' up in the morning?
Frankie Breen: Well, how do I know it's morning until I wake up?
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