Uncle Remus:
There's other ways of learnin' 'bout the behind feet of a mule than gettin' kicked by him, sure as I'm named Remus. And just because these here tales is about critters like Br'er Rabbit an' Br'er Fox, that don't mean it can't happen to folks! So 'scuse me for sayin' so, but them who can't learn from a tale about critters, just ain't got the ears tuned for listenin'.

Br'er Bear:
I'm gonna knock his head clean off!

Uncle Remus:
It happum on one ah dem Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah Days. Now dat's the kinda day where you can't opem yo mouf widout a song jumpin right out of it!

Brer Rabbit:
Please don't throw me in dat briar patch!

Uncle Remus:
Miss Sally, Johnny didn't mean no harm. He was just tryin' to be like Brer Rabbit.

Uncle Remus:
You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far.

Br'er Fox:
I got 'im this time!

Brer Rabbit:
Don't worry 'bout me! I can take care of myself!