The Imp:
Old Uncle Impy is just a little bit cranky. No fun being locked up, especially in a bowling trophy.

Spider:
It's too bad we had to kill her. I really liked the outfit she had on.

Spider:
What is this, Midnight Wimp Bowling League?

Taffy:
Who are you? The Bride of Dracula?

Spider:
Oooo. Jump back. Prom queen on the loose. Or is it high school hookers?

Spider:
Stuff it, you little prick.